Z reveals-:):): While you are having sex, would you check your facebook and post a snap shot of your penetration?....

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Almost a month ago six of us made a plan to have Sunday brunch. As usual we picked a place serving unlimited bloody marry.

Well! Six gay guys and unlimited alcohol! It sounds a lot of FUN! Right?

NOOOO! NOOOO! It was f-ing boring like HELL! Here I said!

Listen my story...

Going back to past...

One month ago on a cold Sunday

Six sharply dressed gay guys met at the corner of 14th street and 8th avenue. Their smiley faces and extra white teeth were giving away happiness. Z (THE blogger) was one of them. Shortly they got to the most popular brunch place. Place was popular not because food was so delicious. In fact food tasted like gross microwaved meal. It was popular because bloody marry(s) and mimosa (s) were unlimited for brunch. (Just FYI! It's very important detail for gay boys to choice the place)

As soon as they sat down, smoking hot Latino waiter came to the table. They all screamed with drooling mouths simultaneously "HEEYYYY!!! We need DRINKSSS!"

Once they heard Brazilian accent of handsome waiter, they melted like cheese balls on a grill. Till drinks arrived to the table (approximately six minutes) they chatted each other. Subjects were not serious like fashion, Fire Island and latest tricks from grindr....

Hot waiter rushed to the table carrying a tray in his pumped arms. Gay boys screamed again simultaneously "DRINNKSS! Fieeercee!"...It sounded like gay men chorus singing..

They took big sips as if they had been dehydrated for 48 hours. As soon as alcohol reached their stomach, they pulled out their iphones (including Z) from their pockets and.... Let the scrolling, texting and emailing begin!!!!

There were no listening no looking at each other and even no talking. One of them checked his grindr for his post- brunch quickie. The other one texted to his sister. And the other changed his status on facebook to "Having fun brunch with my boys".

Of course Z checked his blogs to see how many hits he got in 45 minutes.

Gulping down bloody marry(s) continued but they were no connection at all through out the brunch...

At the middle of brunch Z had to send message to guys on the table via facebook "Put your phones off! It is boring here" They all read the message immediately and laughed simultaneously, but it did not work, They were so connected to their iphones so they could not let go. At the end of brunch they were drunk and digitally intoxicated...

While they were leaving, they kissed each other said "It was FUN. Lets do it again!"..... What-A-FUN BRUNCH!???

Seriously!! When did we all become so obsessed with our cell phones? Isn't constant checking facebook, tweeter, emails EXHAUSTING!!!??

I mean!!! Despite all of unlimited alcohol we could not help ourselves being online. First of all was rude to other people. Second! It was so disrespectful to valuable unlimited brunch hour!!!! There is no alcohol should be wasted this way!!

Where is this going to stop? Where is the limit???
While you are having sex, would you check your facebook and post a snap shot of your penetration?? ... And go further!! Tag him "9 inch"!!--Would you?

I have to admit I'm the same way. I have needs to be online every ten minutes.

We live in the era everyone's smart phones are their beloved. They are our digital lovers. Seriously! Who needs a boyfriend if there is an application for everything even for sex!!!

I'm constantly in touch with my iphone. Like a crazy person I scroll, feel and finger my iphone. Even I named it. His name is Henry.

I see my Henry more than my husband. That's not even a joke. Do you think it is cheating???? I'm concerned...

I charge and clean my Henry religiously. Yeah! When did I clean my husband's ass or give him a shower??--- NEVER!

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Let's admit!! We all are our smart phones' bitches!! We are hooked and grabbed by our balls by either Apple or Blackberry!!!
When did this happen to us and more importantly to me!!!!???

SO!! I decided to go on a cell-phone diet!
I will dramatically decrease my romantic hours with my Henry. I will never post a picture of my new shoes or freshly waxed my chest on facebook. I will try to update my status once a day or two days not every hour. When there is a beautiful sun set I will put my Henry away and enjoy the moment.

Most importantly I will choose a good cocktail over my Henry. I enjoy my cosmopolitan without disruption of my digital lover while holding my real human husband's hand...