Unfortunately the most magical time of the year ended. I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!! I want Christmas ALL year around. I wish...
I listened all those lovely Christmas carols through out holidays.
I giggled with singing "Rudolf the red nosed reindeer". While jogging I sang my lungs out "The most wonderful day of the year".
But in my dear heart "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells" had a special place. No!!!! Not just because that song reminded me "Jingle balls! Jingle balls"
I can't explain! Everything about that carol makes me happy!! How about you? Don't you love "Jingle bells! Jingle bells"?
Lets remember lyrics...
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
YES!!! JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!! I did! I did!
Seriously I jingled, mingled and giggled ALL THE WAY Christmas time!!!! It was just like a dream.
Seriously I jingled, mingled and giggled ALL THE WAY Christmas time!!!! It was just like a dream.
Now! I woke up. It HURTS!!!! -- Ask me WHY?--
I received my credit my bill!
OMG! OMG! OH MY BUTT!!
NOW! I sing "JINGLE BILLS! JINGLE BILLS!!!!"
I bought so many gifts and gave away bottles of liquor annndd threw away ludicrous amount of tips.
WHAT have I done?
What have all of us done?
I have friends they can't even afford simple water this month.
My credit card bills is pages and pages. It is nauseating.
My credit card bills is pages and pages. It is nauseating.
With inexplicable craziness! I bought everything on sale, discount and clearance.
Honestly some Xmas gifts are just junks!!! I mean seriously!! How many salt & pepper do I need?
How about those jars of jams our lesbian friends gave us. They said they were home made. I don't know about that but top of jam was crusted. Should I be concerned???
I got total twelve candles from my friends as Xmas gifts. I don't know you but I'm ready to open my own church with those. Although I re-gifted eight of candles.
You can't imagine how many odd gifts I received. One of my co-worker gave me ugliest crystal-like ashtray. I don't even smoke. How about those green knee-legnth socks I received from my straight friend. Elf has the same ones. --- OH MY FASHION GOD!!!!!
Do we have to give each other all these junks??!!
What happened gift cards!! Cash is always good!!
Speaking of cash!! I'm burned down giving away Christmas tips. I mean every one wants it!! Our mail man, our newspaper woman and our lazy superintendent!!!!
All these people are not enough!!!! My husband's 19 years nephew got knocked up last year and had to get married. It sounds like Bristol Palin... (with no dancing with stars gig)
Newly and forced to be couple constantly sent their baby's xrays, pictures... All those reminders that made us feel guilty. We had no choice but to sent a generous pile of money. Brian said it was a traditional. --GEE!
Well! I used my little, smart head. Before I mailed the envelop I put two condoms in it. I wrote a little on the card "Use these wisely".
COME ON!!!! If she gets pregnant every year we would bankrupt..
COME ON!!!! If she gets pregnant every year we would bankrupt..
Yes! Magical Christmas times ended! Ornaments are in bottom of closet getting dusty!!!
ME!!! Looking at absurd credit card bill and singing "JINGLE BILLS! JINGLE BILLS!"
Dashing through bills!
Crying all the way!
Making my sprit dark
Uuggh jingle bills, jingle bills
Jingle all the way...
Yucks! What a misery it is to pay
Jingle BILLS, jingle BILLS
In my butt all the way
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...and a merry post-Christmas to you!
Funny post.
R
Thanks for the laughs. Loved this line:
"COME ON!!!! If she gets pregnant every year we would bankrupt."
~LOL~ Best gift you could give to the nephew --- CONDOMS!! :D
Soooooo funny!!!!
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