I don’t know you but I’m a LOOSER when subject comes to New Year’s resolutions.
I CANNOT win!!!
I tired everything all those years. I made my list weeks before January 1st. I created a calendar and posted on my refrigerator. I put reminders on my iphone. They beeped all day and weeks--. I didn’t even care!!!
Ones! I went further almost with sick obsession. I took a picture of the fattest girl at my work. The one all the time wore legging with her deep camel toe. I posted her picture with a side note “Don’t be like her” on my closet.
How mean of me???!!! (devilishly smiley face)
I had to do what ever it took to achieve my resolutions.
(It was years ago!! I was young! Stop judging me!!)
NOTHING worked!!! Yes!! I was a looser and always would be!!!
This year I decided to treat this issue with a different attitude!
PEOPLE!!!
I FIRED my new year’s resolutions!!! THAT’S IT!!!
I proudly announce I didn’t have those lists with 33 items to achieve through out six months or shall we say till summer.
Nothing happened!! Earth didn’t collapse! I mean we got a snow storm and couple of car accidents in NYC but those always happen. That’s not my fault.
YES! YES! and YES! I’m organically new year’s resolution-free!!
Come on! Every year my number one resolution was “Stop drinking for one month”
You see how absurd that resolution was.
Get real! It is not me to make me drink. It is peer pressure or work pressure.
YEAH!
Last weekend we met our friends Murdach & Patrick for brunch, I proudly announced I wasn’t drinking alcohol.
OMG!! I thought earth collapsed on their heads (including my husband)
First question was “Why?”
It felt like why someone who was supposed to be mentally balanced could do such a horrible decision.
“Because I’m going to go on a cleansing diet on Monday”
“WHY? You look great! Your skin shines! Why? Why? Why?” Those why-s made echoes in my little head. –AAAYYY!!
Despite of not drinking I had great time with those guys! (Boys! Let’s do it AGAIN!)
I mean total peer pressure. Can’t you see? If it’s up to me, I would never drink (devilishly smiley face one more time!)
People are judgmental towards to someone doesn’t drink. Do I have another choice but drinking. NO!--Honestly!!!
How about tense days at work which is usually every single day. It is a pleasure to have one or two glasses or WHOLE bottle of red wine.
Anyway I was going to blow my first new year’s resolution ANYWAY, so I’d better not to commit it. WIN- WIN! I’m not a looser.
Shall we talk about that vicious resolution “Enjoy life more!” -- Excuse me!!!
Who ever created this resolution either he never lived in NYC or have been never an immigrant in a country. All I’m saying……
I love NYC but it comes with a toxic package. 2010 was all about bed bugs!!! Previous year was swine flue. Before that there was panic of staph infection!!--
Give me A break!! How could we enjoy the life while we ALL are scratching our crotches in the subway?
We live with these threats all the time here. Not to mention heaviest tax in USA or world.—How can’t I drink???
All those other resolutions like-- I’ll be more organized!! I'll go to gym more!! –
OMG! Screw ALL!
When I’m hangover or drunk, who has energy to do all those??
I’ve been so exhausted to be a looser every year. . No new year’s resolution!! No disappointment!!
I happily FIRED my new year's resolutions with no severance package due to economy!--GOOD RIDDANCE!
Hello!!!! I’m deliciously resolution-free! I’m indestructible! And I’m a WINNER!
HARRRRTHH! BUMMPPPPED! #$@%!
—JESUS!! What was that noise?
OOOPPssiie!
I dropped the martini glass, while I’m writing—Hiicckk!!
It split all over!!—Hickkk
Let’s leave it there! --I’m organized now!! You know!
Who cares! Life is beautiful! I can do anything! Even I walk on broken glass with my bare feet..---AAAAWWW it hurt!!!!!
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