My Xmas comes in a VODKA bottle!

Three more days we will finally have our merry Xmas!!! Aren't you excited?!!

I don't know you guys but I'm f-ing EXHAUSTED!!!!...

OMG! I'm sleepless, restless and a truly wracked!!!!

I'm burned out from endless Xmas parties. 

Is it just me or  are all gay guys on Manhattan in the same situation??

Honestly! Gay people love to throw Xmas dinners! Xmas brunches! Xmas happy hours! and mosly Xmas COCKtail parties! 

Don't get me wrong! I love to see my friends and be social! This is not me talking. It is my bitchy, itchy, moody liver!  My liver is like 99 cents used sponge now! 

It has been straight four weeks drinking! Isn't it just like a looong dream! (rolling my eyes!)

When I look at the mirror, I cannot recognize myself. My skin is so yellow. Not  because I'm Asian!! Just because my blood has been replaced  with vodka and chardonnay concoction.

Swear on unopened Absolute bottle! On Monday morning I peed in pink. I smelled it. It was solid pink champagne!!!! It must have been after Matt & Rolando's Xmas brunch party. I'm not sure! Last four weeks are so BLUR! 

I must say! I behaved this holiday season! So far! I didn't puke on any elevator or I wasn't asked to leave any party by ANY host. SHOCKING!!! (I think I'm getting older!!!) 

ALSO! Proudly I can announce! I kept my pants on unlike some of my friends! Uuhhmm! No names will be given ( Right Tom?!!)

I really behaved this year!! KNOCK THE WALL! There are three days to go! I don't want to jinx it!!!

I don't know you but last three weeks I haven't gone to bed consciously. It wasn't my choice!! To the tell truth some of parties I have attended are so hard to remember at this point. 

Every morning I feel like I have little vodka bottles in my head instead of my brain. If I shake my head little bit, bottles jingle, mingle and tingle!!!--Uuughh! 

I'm sick and tired of trying to figure out every morning where I am. It takes me at least eleven minutes to realize I'm in my bed. I can assure you how many times I panicked and said to myself 

 "OMG! How did I get here?? Why am I wearing my socks on hands as if they were my gloves!!!"--- Forget about red wine stains on my underwear!!!!--NO explanation at all!!!

Every nite!! -- I mean every nite!! I wake up suddenly! I have to go bathroom and pee very long time! It seems like for life time!! 

-YES! I SIT WHEN I PEE!!-

Annndd! Congrats to me! I got my annual Xmas pimple this morning. It is not like the ones skinny adolescents get all the time! It is big, red and fat! It is a REAL deal. When I press on it! It hurts--Uuiiggh!

Holiday season has been so much fun. BUT! It needs to END!!

I want Xmas to come!!! I'm burned out, worn out and liquored up!!!

I LOVE Xmas but I can't do this one more year!!! That's why I decided to ask Santa a new liver!!!

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Dear Santa!!-Heeelllooo!

It is your favorite Z!!! Honestly! I'm THE only Z! I can't wait to see you under my tree again!! Please put on clothes time... I will be wearing my new red underwear as every year!!  Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!

Please! Please! Bring me a new liver! The one I have now got very lousy!!!! It is a party popper! After twelve drinks it gets tired! What A looser! Right!!?

I really wish for a new, handsome and fresh liver! Don't you dare to fail!!!

Truly yours

Z!!

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Have a merry, boozy, tipsy Xmas my readers! Remember lush ones are my favorite!!! SO DRINK UP!!

P.S. Tomorrow  me & my husband Brian will be celebrating our ninth year anniversary!! I will be sipping champagne and biting chocolate.

Because we both deserve to celebrate. RIGHT?

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