Going to my hot dentist for pleasure!!!

Tell me! Am I the only one hates going to dentist? ---I don’t think so. 

 Yesterday I finally headed to a dentist office after a year. My coworker had recommended him. She had said “He is a hot Russian” Well! That was my wake-up call I was excited on my way to the dentist.

It had been one year I hadn’t sat on dentist chair. There were always some excuses. Like! “Such a waste of time! I would rather have drinks” or “My dentist is a fat chick who exhales in my mouth”

This time was different! Russian dentist was dreamy. He could exhale and inhale in my mouth forever, I wouldn't even mind. My heart beat accelerated!!!

His name was Boleslav! What a strange name! It sounded like was made up. I wondered it was even in Russian. Like all the curios gay guys I googled it. It was a Slavic name. It composed of the elements bole "large" and slav "glory," hence "large glory." In use by the Russians.  My eyes popped out when I saw the word "LARGE". How large?!!!!!!

OH! I was sooo going to pass out on his large biceps under seduction. 

I immediately named him Mr. Large.

Anyway! Office looked very clean. As usual I had to fill out pages and pages forms. You know those stupid questions!! Have you ever fainted in public?- Are you cancer survivor?- When is your birthday? (None of your business!)  We all usually lie on most.

Come on! When did you respond correctly “How many glass of alcohol do you consume weekly?” Well I always write two! Tee hee hee! But I forget to write hourly!!!  

Morbidly curvy receptionist put ME in a room. I sat down on a dentist chair. I adjusted my position three or four times till I  got my sexiest position ever. .I also moisture  my lips with my pink tongue. The cutest guy got in the room. His name was Slava. He asked me couple of questions. I didn’t understand what ever he said because of his accent It felt he was just straight out of the boat from Russia, but he was sooooo cute. I communicated him with sign language.  

I kinda freaked out when I realized he was going to give me teeth cleaning. He was too young for that. Did he have enough experience?!!  What if I get boner while he works in my mouth ( I usually do in a different circumstance!!) I was struggling with the orgy of all these thoughts. 

He strongly ordered me to open my mouth. YES! MASTER! He bent over and got so close to my face. Sexy! His breath smelled slightly garlic. I didn’t mind! I could clearly see his two little pimples. 

Anddd NOW! He was in me! Sorry in my mouth! He ordered again “OPEN MORE!””Excuse me!!!! I don’t like bearing type man!!! I forcedly opened my mouth more.

Clearly I didn’t open it enough. I got yelled again!

"Look Russian dude! I'm used to open my mouth for big things. You are requesting something impossible!! That’s the reason I don’t flirt with black man!! They are always too big"

Slava asked me “Do you floss?”

I responded “Hayua! Mantaww”

“I mean excuse me!! Your fist is in my mouth. How could I respond? My mom raised me properly. I don’t speak when my mouth is full.”

I gave him my sign language. He took out his manly fist out. I said” I floss occasionally”

“Occasionally?! You should floss in the morning and at night”

“Slava! Let’s get real! I definitely floss in the morning! At night if I go to bed consciously, I floss too. Usually I’m too drunk to remember, I pass out in my bed with my clothes on!”

Aaaawww! Slava suddenly stick his sexy fist in my mouth again. Now! Officially I hate him! I hate his pimples!!! Not to mention his garlic breath!!! GOD! When would this cleaning end? I wanted to have my one-on-one time with Mr Large. When painful cleaning was completed, Slava tired to full my mouth with small x-rays. I mean I wasn’t used to bite plastics. I reacted and bit his thumb.--Don’t mess with me! Slava!! 

Finally!!! Mr. Large entered the room. HOTNESS! He was LARGE by all means! –You know! He sat next to me patiently. He examined my mouth. We were so close just like the movie “Endless Love!!”—I’m in love with  Boleslav!

 He was wearing size 12 Prada shoes. I told you man was large in every way!!! His middle finger was at least nine inch! You know what I mean!! Tee hee hee!  

He explained one by one what was wrong with my teeth? Basically he told me that my teeth were rotten. I was so close to die. But I was lucky to be here in his hands!!!!! 

I asked “Does my dental insurance cover all of these?Mr. Large responded “Most of them!”

“How much will I have to pay?” 

After nineteen minutes calculation and explanation he spited out the number. Mr Large said “Four thousand and two hundred fifty seven and fifty cents! But I will make an discount. You will just pay $4200!” and he pet my shoulder.-- I trembled!!! 

For that money Slava and Mr. Large must give me blow jobs every time when I'm there.. Was he kidding?? Who has spare $4200???? OMG! OMG! OMG!

I was so disappointed!! I told him I needed to think AND we might have to discuss this over a dinner!!!!!! 

After I left Mr. Large’s office our endless love wasn't that endless. I decided to get a second opinion.

 Does anyone know any hot Latino dentist?? I need to flirt.. I mean! I need to see one!!

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