Scandal!!!!!!!!!!

On a rainy Saturday I was  doing my weekly grocery shopping at Food Emporium. As I checked out cucumbers and carrots, I realized an awfully cute boy smiled at me. I smiled him back and walked to next aisle. Since I got these smiling actions a lot, I didn’t put much thought in. After couple minutes I was certain, he was following me. OK! He seemed little creepy. I turned back and said

“Hi! Do I know you?”

“No! But I sort of know you”

I assumed he knew my blog. I got that a lot especially recently.

“Oh! I know! I’m kinda famous. I’m curious, how you found out about my blog?”

“Which blog?”

Whaaat!?!! I thought all gay guys in Manhattan knew my blog.

I was faced to another ignorant internet reader. HUH!

“Well! How do you know me then?”

“Aaah! Don’t get mad at me but I saw you naked. You are awfully cute”

I thought this guy was getting creeper.

“Did you see me naked at the gym?
“No, in your apartment!”

“WTF! Is this a candid camera? Are you joking?” I looked around me.

“NO! NO! I lived across from your apartment. We face to the same courtyard. Sometimes you dance naked. You entertain me a lot. So sexy!”

OMG! I have never thought about this!!! I was ashamed but I didn’t want to reveal.

“Glad to give you some excitement!!”
“I love watching you! Can I ask you something? What is that funny blue hat you wear while you are dancing?”

I completely blushed I certainly could blend in with tomatoes.

As I walked to home, my body trembled. I couldn’t believe that guy saw me nude. Yes! Correct! I did dance in my apartment along with Turkish tunes once in a while. I was embarrassed. I was also terrified if I didn’t look good. Did he see my dangling love handles? Certainly he saw my swinging nuggets.-- Well! My balls don't lie.

The more I thought about it the more I got kind of angry to him. How did he dare to penetrate my privacy?  OMG! What if he masturbated while watching me?! Eeeww! I gave him 5 tissues worth happiness! SALUTE!-- If I were him, would I watch while he was bouncing around nude? – Yes I would!!

I took the elevator in my deep thoughts. My feeling changed suddenly. I strangely liked the idea I had an audience. Weren’t human emotions bizarre? My feeling changed in a short period. I moved from being ashamed to being flattered. Didn’t he tell I was awfully cute? Aaaww!

When I got my apartment, I put Madonna’s latest song Celebration on. As I took my clothes off by one by, I sang and slowly walked to my bedroom. By the time I was by my bed, I was totally naked. I jumped on my bed and giggled.—Well It was my own MTV video clip moment!!

While I’m typing this story, I’m not wearing anything below my waist. I’m bottom-less

Hello Neighbor! ( I wink & waive)

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