I would love to be a dog!!!!

I would love to be a dog and owned by a gay man in NYC. OMG! These dogs have better life than mine most of the time. They don't have to go to work and get stress on daily basis. They all have to do-- Eat! Pee! Poop! Over the summer they get to go to Fire Island. On the ferry to Pines, I can see gay man and dog population are almost equal.
Wouldn't be great, if I call in sick and go to beach instead of suffering at the office today? I could run like this dog-- Aimless, Worry-lees, Pointless! Just for FUN!