Help me! Who is Eddie Pendergraft? Do you know him?

I was with friends having couple of drinks at Bartini on Sunday afternoon. I know what you think "Z!! You drink all the time"--- So what?! Get used to it!-:)--Anyway!

When my friends started discussing about Iran's latest politic situation. I desperately wanted to yawn. Since I was too kind not to show my boredom. I started looking at Next magazine. After scanning through couple of pages I discovered a ginger gem! -- Eddie Pendergraft!

OMG! OMG! OMG! 

What a cute red head! Ummhh! My red head obsession has been public knowledge since I wrote a story about it.

I started reading the article. Title was King of old Broadway. Basically he was competing for Broadway Beauty Pageant. He was THE red head hunk. He looked so adorable. I decided I must meet him. 

 All my readers!!! I need your help. If any of you knows him, please introduce me. Nothing is sexual. He is married and I'm married too. I would love to make him my friend. I'm too famous to go to his show and try to meet him like a little high school girl. HELP ME!

As I read the article, I learned his special talent was touching his tongue to his nose. Helllooo! Man is red and talented! He must be my best friend. After multiple pinot grigio and one scandalous wine party I was home finally. I think I saw him in my dream. Not sure! I certainly snored. That's what my husband said. Thanks to my excessive wine consumption! My Sunday is still blur.

This morning while I was going to work. I remembered my ginger gem. I tried to touch my tongue to my nose. I couldn't even get close. First of all, it was so hard to try while I was walking. When I stopped for red light. I tried again. Not a luck! I realized people next to me were looking at me "Who is this crazy person licking his face??!" That was embarrassing! I tried it at my office too. Mail boy saw me. I'm sure he will tell everyone.He is such a gossip stirrer. Damn it!

I still couldn't understand how my future best friend Eddie could achieve this. Either his tongue is really long or his nose or both! I'm Ok with all. Well! He is adorably cute.

OK! My dear readers! All those months I worked really hard to make you laugh with my stories. Now! It is time to give me back. Please get me in touch with Eddie Pendergraft! Who ever can make this happen will be featured on my blog. Promise! Email me! zreveals@gmail.com

Help your funny Z! Make his dream come true!!!

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