Blue Flower appearance etiquette

Dear Friends

I do understand you would love to see me and my blue flower at your parties. In order to get blue flower performance, you need to inform me in advance. I can’t assume you want the blue flower at your party. Don’t get mad at me, when I don’t show up with that. I’m always afraid to upstage the host. Everyone wants his picture with my precious  flower. Demand is dramatically increasing  day by day.

I have to respond a common question here.-- NO! Blue flower is not glued on my head. I don’t carry it every where. I have to be in certain mood to do my blue magic. I mean by that, lots of liquor need to be consumed by me.

Venue location is the most important part to do blue flower appearance. If your party is at a straight place, FORGET it!! Please don’t even ask. Gay bars and apartment parties are always OK with me. Also I’m very open to do blue flower for charity events especially to raise money for gay marriage, aids etc. which I did in the past.

Act in advance! Call or email Z!

P.S.  I have to put limitation on blue flower performances, in order to keep excitements up. 

That means I can’t go to every party with my delicate flower on. ---And I don’t lend it either.JJ

Z as in Zee
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A Blue Flower Anecdote 


I was on my way to South Beach. A curvy security girl wanted to check my handbag at the airport. I pulled out the blue flower.
"What is this blue sponge for?"
"That is not a sponge! It is a delicate blue flower?"
"What does a guy with a hairpiece?"
"OH! I take pictures of guys with that?"


Her face seemed puzzled. I took out my iphone and showed the pictures of my blue flower project on my blog. She laughed so loud. Her laugh echoed in the airport. All passengers on the line as other security people got curious. She told them my project was hysterical.
" LOL! Gay boys are so much FUN! My man is so lame! He is a potato on my couch!"
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