It was the worst nightmare I have ever had!!!!

This Morning at 6.00 am Alarm went off.
I resisted to open my eyes. I wanted to keep sleeping. Suddenly Brian the husband put little kisses on my face
“Honey! You have to wake up. You will be late to work.” He kept kissing me It felt so good. SadlyI opened my eyes and saw his shiny green eyes.
 “I feel tried. Brian”
“You were talking in your dream last night. I couldn’t understand. You were saying,  Gallula Baullla Guuuk jickk! LOL! Was it in Turkish?”
“Me? NO!! That's not Turkish!! I don’t know! I had a terrible nightmare”
“Really? What was it?“
"OH! Honey! It was awful” I hugged him.
“Come my baby! I will save you! Tell me now!”
“It was awful!!!!”
“OK! You need to tell me what your nightmare about. Honey!”
I took a deep breath 
“I was in a big room. Totally naked!!!”
“What??!! Were you cold?”
“No! It was like an empty loft, but not cold. There were mirrors every where”
“OK! So far! Not bad!” He hugged me strongly. 
“All of a sudden! Three guys showed up! They were naked too. Hug me more sweetie!!”
“OH! Were they fat and ugly?”
“NO! They were model like, chiseled and dreamy! But honey! AWFUL! AWFUL!”
“What is it?! Z! Were they mean to you?”
“NO! On the contrary! They were so nice, friendly and flirty! ”
“What?? This doesn’t sound like a nightmare to me!!!”
“Nightmare!!! Horrifying!!! Because they were three guys and I have one condom! It was BULLSHIT!!!” 
“You are a BITCH! You were kidding me all along. Get up!! Before I slap your tiny ass! LOL”
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2 TALK TO Z! COMMENT?:

Anonymous said...

What a dream, er, nightmare! LOL

Anonymous said...

Z, you crack me up!

I used to think your blog was just plain stupid, and those horrid blue fairy tissue wads in the hair - ugh!

But...

Tell you husband to watch out, for I'm falling for you.
Falling/Tripping/Stumbling into a vast cavern of your
goofy humor and silly warmth.

Just like a hot Latino ass, I can't resist it/you...

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