John Blair needed my help. I helped him. NOW! John! We need to talk

Last Wednesday I got a mail from legendary John Blair. Hello!! You know who is. RIGHT?  He is THE John Blair. He used to own Roxy and XL bar. He is the most successful party promoter. I vigorously opened the mail. Here it was a letter from John who is GOD of NYC night life. 

Dear Z,

We need your help and support to bring back some vibrancy to New York City's night life. You will be extremely dismayed to learn that in the past 5 years there has not been a new liquor/cabaret license issued to a gay nightlife venue in New York City.....

Whaaaat!!! No new bar for gays! Why don't they kill me instead??!!!!!

As I read the letter, my heartbeat skipped. I realized John needed my help. I had to help him!!!!! It was THE John Blair how I could refuse him. So I kept reading. John was trying to open up XL bar in Hell's Kitchen. He was having a hard time to get liquor license. I love ALCOHOL! I love GAY BARS! I love John! 

His letter was up and up  also heart to heart.  This line touched me deeply.

"As a resident of this neighborhood, you have an enormous influence over crucial decisions that will be made by your local elected officials"

Cutting the crap short here! Basically John Blair wanted  me to send a letter to officials saying  in a kind way " Hey Dude, Please give the damn liquor license to my dearest John, so we can party some!" I got so excited. My hands started trembling!!! I got goose bumps on my armpits.  Suddenly I remembered how much fun I had at Roxy and XL bar. I wanted to help him desperately.

And then I hesitated. Hmmmm! I got flashbacks. I was at Roxy's door waiting to get in cold January. Doorman kept me waiting 45 minutes.Meantime he let everyone from VIP door get in the club. My pretty, bubble ASS WAS FROZEN.

I don't know how many times I got kept waiting at the door. John never helped me. How come??? And he wants my help!!! How dares he??

My angel side started speaking to me " Z! Don't be stupid!! He is John Blair. Remember the first time you were at Roxy! You were kissing that hot guy at the lounge area. Things got naughty!!! " Ooops!!  I did remember!!! I grinned, smiled & blushed. Yeah!!! Those were fun times!!! 

I decided to download, sign and send  the letter, I did!!!!! I helped John Blair! He asked my help. I was happy to oblige.

NOW! John we need to talk.

---------------------------

Hello John

This is Z! I was touched by your letter. In million years, in my wildest dreams I could possibly not imagine that you would ask my help. I mean! That's huge. I'm so glad you took the courage and sent that letter to me.

I was hesitant to help you at first, since I wasn't treated as VIP guest at the door of Roxy and XL bar for years. Your people kept me waiting  hours in the cold. My balls got flu so many times. 

You never gave me a JBlair gold card. I know I wasn't famous back than. I wasn't the most popular blogger and founder of blue flower project. And I knowww!!! We never met.

Anyway I have to admit I had great times and memories at your club. I mean! I got laid a lot!! (Tee Hee Hee!). THANK YOU! Therefore I decided help you. I sent the letter. I'm keeping my fingers and toes crossed for re-launch of XL bar.

If this goes through, I want my gold card. I aint gonna wait at the door for hours to get in. Hello!!! I'm THE Z. I'm sweetheart of gay Manhattan and Pines. I'm expecting my JBlair gold card very soon.

Clearly you know my address, so please mail it to me. In case you need my help again, you don't need to send me a letter. We are friends on facebook so just poke me. (Winked!)

---------------------------------

P.S. If you want to stir up NYC's night life and help John Blair, got  www.jblair.com and download the letter. John said you could even personalize the letter, if you feel like to. I did personalize mine. I sprayed my favorite perfume on it. 

---------------------------

Seriously!!! Boys! Send that letter! We need XL bar back :)