Z reveals-:):): November 2009

Is American Express anti immigrant?!!!

It was an perfect Sunday morning. I was very lazily lying around in my oversized sweatpants. I decided to do something useful and started going through my mail pile.

When I saw my American Express credit card bill. perfect Sunday wasn't that perfect anymore. As if bill were not high enough, I realized there was a charge which wasn't mine. DISPUTE!!

I don't like disputes but I can't afford things I didn't even buy. There was a purchase had been made online. WTF! It was Victoria's secret. I've never bought anything from them. Last time I checked still I didn't have boobies.

I decided to call American Express. Don't you hate calling 800 numbers and talking to a recorded voice like crazy people.

It makes me so tense. I was already irritated by $258.76 extra charge. Who needs this bullshit right now!!!?? I picked my blue card from my wallet and looked up toll free number.

1-800-blue-741

Why the HELL do they put "blue" there??? Can't they write simple numbers?? As if I would remember all those numbers by hearth!! As if That "blue" would make me memorize whole toll-free number. Hey Heellloo!!! I have more important things to remember in my life like hairdresser's number.

Who comes up these dummy ideas? Putting "blue" in the number doesn't make the number "special". Annoyingggg!!

Anyways! I dialed the number. Here it was one of those nice lady voices. I hated her voice already Her voice was so impeccable, joyful, gleeful.

I feel like saying " Lady! What kind of drug are you on?? I mean! Won't get ever depressed or tired?" ( Yuck! Too much happiness gives me nausea.)

She said " Hello from American Express!" My inner voice said " Hello Bitch! I'm here to dispute! Stop trying to get me soft!"

She continued " To better service , please say or enter 15 digits account number"

OK! Will do! I said " V-one, Sewiin, Seroo,Toowo, Treee, Toowuu, Fiiwee...." Gee!

She immediately got bitchy " Sorry! I didn't get that!!""

My inner voice!" WHAAAAT!!! Hello Lady! I'm from Turkey! Sure I have an accent! Sorriiyyy!!"

I repeated " V-one, Sewiin, Seroo,Toowo, Treee, Toowuu, Fiiwee...."

She said harshly " SORRY! I didn't get that! Please enter 15 digits account number"

My inner voice " Don't get pissy with me!! It is not my fault you speak first time with a Turkish person! Bossy BITCH! My accent is adorable! At least my boyfriend says so!!"

Unwillingly I entered DAMN number!!

She said " Please enter your personal security number" OH MY FASHION GOD! Shit! I don't remember that!!!

She immediately said "First four digit of you mother's maiden name"

Ohhh! She tries to make it up with me! She plays helpful! OKeeey! "

I entered the number. You can imagine my frustration at that point.

She started talking again " For information like balance,payment say Account summary"

I mumbled " Acoint Summrie!" She responded " OK! I didn't get that! Please say again!"

Aaaaww! Bitch! I'm tense here! Work with me!..

I repeated " Acoint Summrie!" She advised " OK! I didn't get that!"

Because you are dummy! You don't even get my accent!! She continued talking " Please say Payment or Balance summary or Pay by phone"

Awww! I'm loosing here. I said " Awrightt! Awrightww! Ugghh! Paiwment!"

Whore responded again " OK! I didn't get that!"

Cum on! Are you anti immigrant or MORON! I screamed " Paiwment! Paiwment! Paiwment!"

OMG! I was about to cry! And All of a sudden I farted!! It was loud, long & big. Have I ever mentioned I fart when I get tense. I know!!! My bowels have bizarre manners!!! I got angry because she made me fart.

I yelled "Luuk ! Waaat you did! You made me farrttt!"

She responded harshly " OK! I didn't get that! Please say again!"

WTF!!!! I said " Helluuu!! Is there aniboiiwy? Helluuu!

She impatiently said " OK! Please say representative!!"

OH MY GREY GOOSE GOD! Thank YOU! I happily said " Ripre-sensitive!"

She said " OK! I didn't get that! Please say again!"

I was screaming!!!" YOU!! MOTHER FUC... BLEEEP!!!! This is discrimination!!! So stupid! Can't you understand a foreigner!!!

I mean my accent is easy to understand. Not like I'm Chinese!!!"

Bitch responded " " OK! I didn't get that! Please say again!"

Whaaaat!!! I hung up!!! I needed a drink even though it was 11 am!!

Well! That's why MY ALCOHOL GOD created champagne!!!

Click here to read " We ALL need vicodin!!!"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING YALL! LOL

I LOVE HIS TONGUE

After my recent video about my father, I made all my friends & blog fans cry. Hopefully after these fun tongue pictures I 'm able to put smile on everyone's face.

Z reveals to I'm from Driftwood

When I found out, there was a website called I'm from driftwood. I was so excited. I kept reading all true gay stories. I was touched by many of them. I immediately contacted creator of website Nathan Manske on facebook. I told him how much I loved his website. He emailed me back and told me I should write my story. I answered him I couldn't, because my story was not happy. He immediately responded back " I'm not looking for only happy stories". I needed to think and digest the idea telling my story in public. I have known for funny & crazy things. What if It would make a bad impact. Most importantly!! Was I ready? I thought over like one week. I did a lot of thinking and crying. Memories I thought I had put in a BLACK BOX started to pop up. Making decision was so emotional. How about my family? And one Sunday Morning I said to myself " It is my story! I lived through this. I can tell who ever I want to". I emailed Nathan "Let's do it!!"

Nathan & Z

Marquise

The morning of video shoot I was nerve--wracked. How many times I was at the edge of calling Nathan and canceling all thing. I met Nathan & Marquise (who are extremely cute) in Union Square. Both were so nice and smiley. I was the way too tense. Whole video shoot took like 45 minutes. After that Marquise needed to do some editing. ( Video turned out AMAZING) To tell the truth I was shaken days after video shoot. I had so many sad stories from my dark years and I kept remembering them. Days went on. I got calm down. And this morning Nathan informed me he posted the video. I watched while I was hysterically crying. Here is the video. Also there is a transcript on Nathan's website. (Click here) Watch this video and keep reading, because I will tell you why I did it.

Did you watch? Great!!

A CHOICE??!! Really?

I'm sure there will be people might think I'm crazy because I did this. I'm not crazy. I'm just UNSUAL. I accepted telling my true story because if one gay guy watches this and gets inspired, it would be HUGE success. Those years I didn't even know what was happening with me. I thought I was a freak of nature. I blamed myself for everything. I didn't know there were people like me. I didn't know it was OK to be gay. I didn't know all those horrifying days would never end. I was helpless, scared & exhausted. So Nathan's website will help those gay guys who need some kind of support.

Please you write your story too and send to Nathan. This website needs to get bigger. Straight people should see being a gay is not gay all the time. And It is NOT a choice!!

Nathan has been trying to make a book out of his website. I will be the first one buy. I'm so fortunate to be part of this.

THANK YOU NATHAN! You are an AMAZING guys!

You can contact with Nathan from this link http://www.imfromdriftwood.com/contact/

Tell him your Z's friend

or just email me zreveals@gmail.com. I will be happy to connect you guys.

Don't postpone & write your story

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P.S. I do have a heavy accent!!!! I realized after watching this video! -:)

Z & Nathan during video shoot

Click here to read "It was my Christmas ever and changed my life forever"

Noooo! The reason is not OVER-masturbation

I have been having odd pain on right wrist and elbow recently. I made an appointment with a specialist tomorrow.My friends told me it could be carpal tunnel. What the hell is that? I know only Lincoln tunnel. I have never been there.

Quick search! Got it! Can carpal tunnel be caused by over-masturbation?? I haven’t done that much.

Quick Google!!! “Carpal tunnel, male masturbation”.

All those obscene web sites popped up. Even there is one about masturbation history. W H O CARES!!!! I know my own masturbation history. Isn’t that enough!!

Anyways!!! Since I’m right handed no masturbation can be done for a while. I mean I can masturbate with left hand but it sounds more like dyke style. I refused to jerk off like lesbians. My friend suggested I can let someone do the job. It is called “hand job” not masturbation. Some people’s English is limited unlike mine!!

The saddest thing I have to stop blogging for a while especially if I get surgery. I will be back after Thanksgiving hopefully with good news. Meantime don’t you dare to masturbate a lot, otherwise I will be JEALOUS!!!