I JUST LOVE HIS FACE
Celebrating soft & beautiful male faces! This is new section of Zreveals! To be continued...
Check out ADORABLE BLUE FLOWER BOYS
Check out ADORABLE BLUE FLOWER BOYS
Matt Madox's 29th bday at B-bar
Cutiest lawyer on Manhattan island Matt Maddox celebrated his 29th bday at B bar last Sunday. Back bar area was specifically reserved for Matt's bday. The reason Matt picked B bar as his bday place was very sentimental. Accordingly Matt, he spent all his 20's at this bar and he wanted to celebrate his last 20-something bday right there and HE DID! Well! Next year he will be 30! ( It should be bigger MATT! )
Matt's got himself a huge bday cake. Bday cake had Matt's uber-cute kido picture. Love the cake!! (by all means) Size, design & taste! Yes bitches! I ate cake!!!! It was Matt's bday I couldn't say NO! It was DELICIOUS!!
Well!! As bday gift Matt got his blue flower pic with group of friends. Thats the way he wanted. HAPPY BDAY MATT! PARTY WAS A LOT OF FUN!!!
It is f*cking gross outside!! Z luves & recommends--"Tretorn rainboots"
It has been constantly raining last two day in NYC. It is nasty outside. But!! It is NOT an excuse we all gay boys look slouchy. Just because weather is gross, you don't have to look gross. Throw those dirty, cheap, old fashion rainboots of yours! Well!! Your favorite blogger Z luves & recommends Tretorn rainboots! I LOVE THEM. They are my favorite rainwear! SO FUNCTIONAL! This year they came up faux fur liner. Inside of rain boots is so soft & warm. Not to mention they are incredibly comfortable.
Your exquisitely pedicured feet shouldn't suffer from cold & wet weather. Most importantly they are so STYLISH.That all matters BOYS! These boots even can make beer drinking, old navy over size flannel shirt wearing, chubby straight boys jealous. They have low boots for men & high shinny boots for women. Of course I bought shinny ones! What can I say!!! I love to shine. So boys!!! Don't be a clown in the rain! be city stylish! ( Dykes!!! You girls should get those too! It is time you girls! Look put together! You know what I mean!_:)) www.tretorn.com
To the Japanese guy who farted right on my face!
(No offense my Japanese fans! I LOVE TOKYO!)
Remember! you were at Uniqlo store last Saturday. I was there too. Maybe you didn't even see me. Believe me!! I saw you! You made me be aware of you! Let me tell you the story! That Saturday I was very occupied with my deep thoughts. You know!!!! Having stressful job puts me into depressed mood. I don't think you need to know my problems. We barely know each other. As you saw too, store was packed. Hello!!! Everybody needs affordable Japanese clothes!!! I was literally climbing giant stairways one by one to get mens department. I was minding anything but my own thoughts. First I didn't realize you were in front of me couple stairs up. We were stepping stairs simultaneously. I constantly was taking deep breath to decrease my tension. Crowd of the place added extra irritation to my sprit. Still I didn't realize your butt was the same level as my nose & mouth. Anddd something unexpected happened suddenly. You farted!!!! I was inhaling deeply. You let it out hard and lout. I inhaled every bit of it. My lumps got pumped with fumes of your fart. I guess I stopped breathing for couple seconds. My face turned red. I was paralyzed. I coughed! I froze! I was disabled! The smell of your fart was disgusting!! I was afraid my nose cells were damaged. Your fart made marijuana effect on me. I got disoriented. I sat down and started laughing. Not from happiness MORON! I was having nervous breakdown! Only difference between marijuana high & fart high was I don't get munchies on the contrary I wanted to barf!!! Finally it dawned on me! OMG! I ate a bad ass!!! Gurk!! Eeeww!
What the fuck did you eat previous nite?? Sushi? Tempura? I didn't trace any smell of ginger or soy sauce I LOVE SUSHI!! It doesn't give me gas at all.What!!!! Don't tell me you ate Mexican! No wonder! Was that smell all rice, beans, cheese! Eeew! Stick with your own culture!
Days & days that smell didn't go away from my nose. I don't think I can ever smell the same again. Still I smell shit once in a while. It comes & goes.
I have to admit . WHAT A TIMING!!!! You picked the time I was inhaling. Didn't your family teach you not to fart in public. Couldn't you tighten your but cheeks. Why do you have to be so loose?
I don't remember your face but I do remember your beautiful black hair ( every Japanese does!!) . I also notice you had a nice bubble butt.( I would love to taste! OH! Guess WHAT! I already did! ) Next time if you see each other, please squeeze your butt cheeks. Remember my face is not a toilet. No need to get excited!!! Simply DO NOT belch on it!!!
Are these HOT dudes really straight?
BIG THANKS to my friend Aaron who sent me this video
I would DO any of them or BETTER all at the same time! Yummm! LMAO!
Click here to watch video of Super model Ronnie Kroell's coming out story
Click here to watch video of Super model Ronnie Kroell's coming out story
Z luves & recommends--"I'm from Driftwood! Such a GREAT website"
Anndd something miraculously happened. I landed a web site called " I'm from Driftwood". First I thought the name of website was not astonishing. Honestly they were all over the web because Ronnie Kroell's coming out story.( Make Me Super Model finalist) I started reading the website. OMG! It was all about gay guy's coming out stories. Editor Nathan Manske was from Driftwood. Every story was starting "I'm from Chicago", "I'm from Pasadena" even "I'm from Russia". I kept reading & reading stories. I realized the web site's name was GENIUS!!!! I was obsessed. SUCH A GREAT IDEA!! Immediately I contacted Nathan I told him I became such a BIG of his web site. BTW--He is such a sweet hearth. Here is Ronnie Kroell's coming out story. Story is so cute. Well If I can digest the idea, I might write my own coming out story and maybe video. (Of corse I'm from Driftwood is already on blogroll!!)!!! Instead of me doing all talking, you guys should go to the website and read every single story. www.imfromdriftwood.com
P.S. Z luves and recommends is a new section of Z's blog. Z will feature only things, he really luves. It could be restaurant, bar, book, condom, lub , movie.. ANYTHING!!! Do not even try to bribe Z to be on this section. It won't work!!!
Click here to read " To the guy who molested me in the subway this morning"
10 reasons why I refused to run NY marathon
When NY marathon community contacted me about running this coming up marathon, my jaw dropped. Ahem! I WAS FLATTERED! But, Why me??!! I’m a little, local blogger with a pretty, blue flower. Of course I get so much press and people know me but at the end I’m a skinny BITCH saying funny and obscene things! Why not Lindsey Lohan or Oprah Winfrey but ME?? (Wait!! She is fat now! And Lindsey is a f*cking drug mess) I decided to respond their nice gesture with a letter. So I started writing…
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Dear NY Marathon People I’m honored that you want me & my blue flower at your prestigious marathon. I felt chills and got goosebumps on my chest hair. I’m flattered and at the same time puzzled. Why me & my blue flower???? As much as I would like to run your marathon and help your press coverage increase, my respond will be NOOOOOO!!!!!! OK! Don’t freak out! I have reasons. Here are my 10 reasons why I can’t run marathon.
1) First of all, it is too crowded. The way too many sweaty people!! I don’t like sweaty people. Crowded and sweaty environment annoys me. I can’t stand it, unless it is gay beach.-:) That’s different! You know! (I wink)
3) After 20 minutes running I would barf and ask for vodka soda... I won’t take NO as an answer As far as I know, your bar supplies are very limited bottle water, some very sugary juices like Gatorade. NO ALCOHOL??! That’s a really big problem for me. I call this a cheap party. (I roll my eyes)
4) You guys have a real scheduling problem. This year marathon is on November 1st which is following day of Halloween. It completely doesn’t make sense. That day is my annual alcohol poisoning day. I drink a lot on Halloween nite. Are you suggesting me to miss Halloween festivities??? That’s socially awkward. If you want me to run your marathon, you must change the date. April maybe? Let me check my calendar (I squeeze my lips)
5) Marathon starts on Staten Island. Come on! Get real! Who goes to Staten Island these days?!! (I shake my head like “Are you real?”)
6) I saw so many pictures of marathon runner’s feet. OMG! They were horrible looking. They looked beaten up, cut, bruised & unpedicured. TRAGIC!!! Let’s face it! I treat my feet like they are two princesses. I scrub, moisture and massage them very often. I call my left foot Lady Di and my right foot Lady Beatrice. Just so you know my pedicure costs $55. So you get the picture. (I raise my eyebrows!)
7) In 2007 Kate Holmes ran NY marathon. She finished it in 5 hours 28 minute around 3.30pm. Clearly I could do better than that scientologist's BITCH! Let’s say my score would be 4 hours 15 minutes. That means I will be done by 2.15 pm. Well!!!! It overlaps my “as much as you can drink” champagne brunch. You must be insane to tell me to skimpy liquid brunch. Forget it!! (I make angry face)
8) Over 4 hours running like a horse and not to communicate anyone is impossible for me. I’m very a social person I need to interact and talk to human beings. There will be mute, sweaty people running around me. BORING! NO! I can’t deal with that. (I turn my head and slightly raise my nose)
9) What if I have to pee? Hey Hello!!!! I’m a human. I have to pee sometimes. Those portable toilettes stink!!!! I sit when I pee. Fungus, germs have names on it. Eeeewww! (I squeeze my face with disgust)
10) To tell the truth I don't even know what the purpose of running hours and hours. Who does that these days? Even dinosaurs didn’t run that much back than. We have great subway lines (although they are bankrupting. I don’t know HOW??) If you really insist me to attend your marathon, I can take a cab from Staten Island to finish line. Me & my blue flower can waive public and paparazzis can take my pictures. Keep in mind! You guys are paying for the cab ride. (I giggle)
Sincerely
Z
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Well! I was DONE! After I wrote this letter I felt good. I walked to the other room to get an envelop, suddenly my body started shaking. WTF?! I heard my boyfriend’s voice “ Z! Z! Z!” I couldn’t see him. OMG! I was still shaking. I got scared! --" Why am I shaking?" I heard my boyfriend's voice again “Z! Z! Z! Wake up! Wake up!” I opened my eyes. Shit!!! It was a dream. There were no marathon people and nobody invited me to anything. DAMN IT!!! …..
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* Coming soon!!!
* More Blue flower boys!!
* JAMIE LEE CURTIS!! Take your activa and shove in your.....
* To the Japanese guy who farted literally to my face!!!
* Remembering 2009 SUMMER
Fan email " Zee is genius"
When I checked my facebook account yesterday, there was a message and title was "Zee is a genius". I was like WHAT?!!! I read the email. It was a great fan email.
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This Facebook message has a few main goals: to tell you how hysterically funny I think you are, express my conviction in your genius, compliment your blog and to tell you to ignore negative comments regarding your grammar.
Well maybe I don't need to go into each of those things, but essentially this morning I discovered your blog and have been reading it all day. You are fucking hysterical. There is a lot behind your words. Your writing style is truly unique. Because you are not a native English speaker, there is a distinct and special style in the way you describe your ideas. In the end, I think your readers end up feeling closer to you because your words are so true and original.
I always loved the Blue Flower, so glad it is still yours.
From a fan who was born and raised in NYC,
Jonathan
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Thank you Jonathan-:) As a surprise I posted your picture. Hope you don't mind! :):)
I have been blogging almost two years. I have to admit sometimes I get frustrated that if people actually read and like these stuff. That morning I was thinking if this blog was full of ridiculous-ness. This email made me realize, it was not.
Over two years I received many fan emails and couple hate emails. To tell the truth Jonathan's email touched my hearth. (maybe timing) I have never posted fan emails. In my humble way I thought It would be showing off. Now I'm thinking why not. I asked Jonathan if I could post his message and he said " Go ahead! I'm a proud reader" Here it is! 
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This Facebook message has a few main goals: to tell you how hysterically funny I think you are, express my conviction in your genius, compliment your blog and to tell you to ignore negative comments regarding your grammar.
Well maybe I don't need to go into each of those things, but essentially this morning I discovered your blog and have been reading it all day. You are fucking hysterical. There is a lot behind your words. Your writing style is truly unique. Because you are not a native English speaker, there is a distinct and special style in the way you describe your ideas. In the end, I think your readers end up feeling closer to you because your words are so true and original.
I always loved the Blue Flower, so glad it is still yours.
From a fan who was born and raised in NYC,
Jonathan
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Thank you Jonathan-:) As a surprise I posted your picture. Hope you don't mind! :):)
Why gay men are superior to straight men?
* Gay men have better groomed genitalia than straight men
* Gay men are not afraid to cry
* Gay men shave their faces better than straight men
* Gay men have superior biceps, chest & legs
* Gay men are more sensitive to other people’s feelings than straight men* Gay porn is wilder than straight porn
* Gay men drink sophisticated drinks
* Gay men have tighter stomach than straight men
* Gay men smell better
* Gay men look superior in plaid shorts
* Gay men get manicure and pedicure periodically
* Gay men don’t scratch their balls in public.
* Gay men never harass women at work
* Straight men have inferior design skills
* Gay men are better cooks
* Gay men don't spit to streets
* Gay men look better in suits
* Gay men use white stripes for their teeth
* Gay men have better fashion sense than straight men
* Gay men live at gym. Straight men live at pub* Gay men watch more runway shows than straight men
* Gay men speak faster than straight men
* Gay men call close friends girl. Straight men call close friends dude
* Gay men know which dress goes which shoes
* Gay is master at sex
* Gay men always use anti-perspirant deodorant for their armpits
* Gay men don't watch sport and TV all the time
* Straight men have inferior skin
* Gay men look better naked
* Gay men look better in jock strap than straight men in boxer
P.S. Feel free to add more to the comment section
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