Z reveals-:):): July 2009

My story started couple months ago, when I saw a guy at a bar. He was so cute and so adorable. I didn't meet him that nite. Actually I haven't met him so far either. He became my secret crush. It turned out couple of my friends knew him already. Adorable face, smooth skin and impeccable body! How do I know his body? Well! With my luck I realized the guy comes to my gym. It sounds like he is a perfect catch! Right?! Well there is a minus side of him. According to rumors he is into water sports. Yep!! He likes to be peed on or vice versa!. First I laughed!
I started making jokes. " As long as I pee on him and he doesn't hug me after. That's fine" . And I got yikes!!
This reminded me another story it was almost 8 years ago ( right after I moved to NYC)
Friday nite I met a guy at a gay bar. Everything was going so well. We were so into each other. Eventually we came the point " Let's go home". He asked if I could come to his apartment since he was living 4 blocks away.

While we were walking to his place. we were holding hands and flirting. Suddenly! SHIT HAPPENED! He told me " You are so cute! I can't wait you pee on me! " . I was like " EEEEWWW". I was turned off immediately. I told him I could not do such a thing! "NO! I cannot PISS on you!" I called off the night and went back home with my big hard on! I was pissed off instead of pissing on.

Come on what's up with these people?! Beside whole action is gross, how someone could pee when he has 90 degree erection on??
Honestly It really sucks peeing when I've got a boner. I mean, every male knows this!! Like 3 am in the morning I wake up with hard on.
I can't think straight because I'm so sleepy. Trying to pee is very painful. I usually sit down. Standing up causes major splashback and as a result a lots of piss ending up on the floor.Peeing with hard on is a very delicate act. I need to control my damn thing very firmly. I firmly point down my snake. But sometimes it pops out from my firm hold. It is like uncontrolled, free pipe relinquishes outburst of pee. Eventually ten minutes extreme effort, pointing down, holding firmly and leaning over, I pee barely.
Whole bathroom become a big mess. At the end I pray to God that I never want to pee with a boner again.
How could these golden shower lovers could enjoy peeing during sex. Cleaning after would be a major nightmare.

Talking to my friends about water sports made me realize, there were web sites about sake. So!! my blog posting sake, I googled it. I put key word " pee during sex, golden shower"
OMG! Hundreds and there were web sites. Pictures were frightening. EEEEWWW! They are like , Women are peeing each other. A midget pees on an Asian girll!
Boys pee on boys. Web sites names were more annoying than pictures. Nastypee, pissinginaction, pissinpleasure....
But one web site was the grossest. Idrinkpee! Yep! According to that web site drinking piss was healthy.How could it be? It is all freaking full of sodium!!
Meantime I got very strong nausea . I grossed out!!
They had chat rooms. Clearly they were socializing each other Of course that make sense! Right?
Pee-people should hang out with other pee-people. I'm sure they go their houses and have dinners. FUN HUH?
Like " You guys to my place for dinner tonite. I will cook rosemary pork, garlic mashed potatoes & saute spinach"-- " You guys should bring dark pee, since I have one jar of chilled light pee at the refrigerator" Sound like a plan!!!
How lovely!!! I wonder what asparagus-pee is for them? Organic vegetable juice???!
Come on Pee -people!! Get a grip & Go on PEE- ANONYMOUS!!!!

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Last July 4th, it was Invasion's 40th anniversary. 40 years ago couple drag queens got kicked out from a restaurant in Pines Fire Island. They went back to Chery Grove and got their bunch of drag queen friends. They all came back to Pines and invaded the island. Since then, every July 4th a ferry comes with full of drag queen and invades the island. It is a giant outdoor party. Dancing, singing and drinking. Outfits were outrages! Scenes were crazy! It was so much FUN!!! Here are pictures of Invasion 2009