Facial & Chest hair is back in STYLE!!!

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You are going to get fired ANYWAY!!!!

Economy sucks. Unemployment rate is getting higher and higher. Every day we hear someone gets laid off. We all pray for keeping our jobs. Salary and benefit cuts are new trend. Bonus?!! Don’t even mention it!!! We work harder and harder, but there is no job security.
GET OVER WITH IT!!! You are going get fired anyway!!!
So why not to have FUN!!! If you get fired, get fired with dignity. Here are 10 things to do in order to get laid off in FUN way!

1) lunch time, sit at your desk with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at your head. Scream " I want to kill myself"
2) Every time your boss asks you to do something, ask if he wants mixed green salad or fries with that
3) Create a signature on your email, write " I like having sex with animals"
4) As often as possible, skip rather than walk in the office
5) Put shower curtain around your desk and sing all day like you are singing in the shower. Don't forget to wear a bonnet!
6) Have your co-workers call you by your online name which is" FUCK1ON1"
7) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
8) Five days in advance, tell your boss you can't come in that day to work because you will be moody and cranky that day and you don't want to deal with the work.
9) Leave big meetings 1st one. Starts running and yelling " Run for your lives , they are loose. They are coming to bite u"
10) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it " INBOX"
P.S. This is an encore! I did this posting almost 8 months ago , before economic mess started. Recently all the blogs started linking it. I said to pretty myself why not to do an encore! Isn't that my blog, I can do whatever I want to. Hope you boys enjoyed it! LOL

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Rob's 25th birthday party!

Well! Rob did a great production with his 25th bday. He picked the as Gossip Girls. His party was at GOSSIP BAR. The best part was OPEN BAR. It was like being in gay heaven ( vodka & cute gay guys)!!!! Guests were asked to wear preppy outfits. Of course Rob's friends were as cute as him.
Some people did a great job with their outfit. Loving George's outfit

Flint & Judd-- Such a cute couple. Their whole outfits were so adorable.

Brian the bf & little Chris-- After hurting his shoulder Brian the bf made his first public appearance

Kevin, Rich & Carlos

Well! Birthday boy Rob certainly knew how to blow

Paul, Z & Flint

Micheal & Z

Brett-- I think he had the cutest outfit. LOVE LOVE his bow tie!

Little Chris & Luke

I said guests were certainly sooo adorable!

Rob did a great job with his party. It was certainly FUN FUN FUN!
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Would you eat this?!! LOL

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I wish I could sell my eggs!!!!!

This morning I was rushing to gym. I was very occupied with my own thoughts and talking to myself like a crazy person. Like everyone else, I have been concerned about my job last couple of months. I was thinking about " What if I loose my job? What would it happen to my cash flow? Could I pay my mortgage? How about my life style? Could I maintain it??.."
As usual I grabbed that free newspapers Metro and AMNY. You gotta love those newspapers. There is not much to read. They are basically full of bullshit but if I scan them through quickly, I could have pretty good idea what's going on in NYC.
AMNY had a very interesting cover. While I was taking my clothes off in the locker room, that cover precisely got my attention. Headline was " NYers cash in on themselves" . OH YEAH?! How?! Clearly New Yorkers are trying to make money off natural resources. Whaaaat? Didn't you get it?!!! They started to sell their hair, sperm and eggs because of recession. OH WOW! What a great idea! I'm so selling my sperm then! All I have to do" masturbate more!! " No big deal! Although some studies say masturbation is really bad for your body. Who cares!!! I do it anyway.
I kept reading the article further while I was working on my gorgeous biceps. Ooopps! I just was informed I could get only $100 for my sperm. WTF?! That's it!?!! It barely covers after orgasm drinks. Do they know a glass of cosmopolitan costs $15 in Manhattan? My sperms are the way more valuable than $ 100. Reading more....
Article said that hair was up to $600. That sounds better but my hair is not that good. I barely can keep them on my head. I'm getting bald!! I have no surplus on that area. Nobody would want my crappy hair anyway!!! Maybe I can sell my pubes. My pubes are GREAT! They can put them in a good use. Should I call and ask them? No! No!. Reading further...
Article said eggs were so much in demand. They could go up to $10000. I was like " OMG!!! Eggs are in DEMAND!!! Fuck me hard!!!! I do not have eggs!!! I'm an egg-less gay guy!!! "
You have NO idea that moment how much I wanted to be a woman. I know what you are thinking now!! Not like that! Not like Ru Paul!! (Although I do drag for fun sometimes). I wanted to be a real woman with great eggs. Can you imagine?!! If I was a woman, My eggs could have been worth $10000. Screw sexism! Women are fierce!!!! I really want to be a woman. I envy them. If I had good quality eggs, I would have been in a real good financial situation.
When mortgage time comes, I would sell an egg to pay for it. Credit card bill arrives, I would sell another egg. In fact I would make a habit out of it like chicken and I would drop an egg when ever I want to. I would go to Louis Vuitton store and get all the bags I want and I would drop an egg. I would tell my housekeeper " Here honey! Your 5 years payment in advance. Just get my one of my eggs."
Come on! Wouldn't it be cool, if I would take two weeks vacation with my partner in Cannes. When I get the bill, I would give one of my eggs and tell them " Keep the change" .
Don't get me wrong, but Damn it! Women are very lucky!!!! I envy them especially during recession time.
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Couples Therapy

Being couple is just NOT about sex. A lot of kissing,hugging, touching, talking etc... And a lot of therapy!
LOVE LOVE these HOT couples!
Click here to read--To my hairdresser " Please have a happy period next month"

To the guy who molested me in the subway this morning!

Hey There!

I know! I know! You tried to pretend it was an accident. At first I thought so too. Clearly you molested me this morning
Usually I don't take subway in mornings. I walk to work or take a cab. I don't know what got into me and I found myself in the subway station this morning. Maybe it has something to do with me being severely hung over. Shall we say it was just destiny! ( It sounds more glamorous.)
Anyway! Here I was in the subway. It was extremely crowded.( I guess that's why they called it rush hour.)
Who knew!! So many people use this subway. ( DUH! No wonder they named it public transportation.) At first I was squished between a butch dyke and over weight gross guy. You can imagine the situation. HAM SANDWICH!!!.
While I was smelling fat guy's stinky armpit, I saw you. Pungent smell made me very dizzy. I thought I was hallucinating. I said myself " What a cutie! He is a piece of solid HUNK!!". I must say; normally I mind my own business. I don't get excited when I see cute boys. Maybe inhaling fat guy's stinky armpit must have created poppers effect on me. I don't KNOWW!!!
I managed to move towards to you. That exact instant moment subway door got open and more people got on. I slightly crashed on you. You smelled good and that was the moment I felt your 6 abs. One! Two! Three!...OMG! Six! It is my LUCKY number!
Subway started moving again. It got faster; I got closer to you, Next stop, sweaty teenage volleyball team  got on the car. And Damn it! Fat guy stepped next to me. I turned my behind to him. I didn't even want to see him. Literally my lips were two inch away from your lips. Our eyes met!! I felt the urge to ask your name, but I couldn't!!!!
Subway suddenly stopped. Fat guy fell on me. He was freaking heavy. I lost my balance. You grabbed my tiny waist with your one of strong hands. Certainly there was a bizarre romance in the air. With your other strong hand you grabbed my dick. I must say it felt so goooddd!
First I wanted to take my body away from you like good gays do. It couldn't!! Because obese guy was on top of me. ( I also didn't want to) I said " You know! What you are grabbing on is NOT a subway handle". You said " OH NO?! Sorry". I said " It was my pleasure". You smiled. BTW!! Have anyone tell you that you had an adorable smile?
Anyway I turned back and pushed the fat guy away. I needed to take a deep breath. Damn subway made another sudden stop. I felt a hard, thick something in my tush. Swear to GOD! I saw stars and I heard siren in my head. I screamed " Aaawww!". All I'm saying you have a big, fat, handsome thumb!!!
I'm so sorry I screamed unintentionally but It hurtttt!!. I'm not used to get finger fucked.  Also I apologize my hoo-hoo was very tight. I must have been very fully caffeine loaded.
Anyway! Subway dynamics changed. Fat guy got off. (THANK GOD). All of a sudden you and me were literally doing train dance with teenage sweaty volleyball team.  Swear to GOD!! I thought I heard Mary J Blige singing " Everybody! Put your hands up!" in my head. 
Yes dear! You molested me in the subway this morning. Don't worry I won't make a complain. . You can molest me anytime you want to . Perhaps you can continue molesting me at your place sometimes very soon! What do you say?
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Boys in Harness

Just in TIME!!! Right before NYC Black Party. Boys in harness are on Z's blog! You guys are lucky bitches! because THOSE BOYS ARE HOT HOT HOT Click here to see"Guess What!!!! PORN STARS are just like us!"

Turning into shameless DUDE!

Right before going to South Beach I decided to give myself man-scape. Normally I trim my pubes. I said myself “Gurrlll! Just shave it off this time”. I laid out the tools and moved the lawn. It took quite time to finish exquisitely. At the end, my package looked more handsome and younger. Although without pubes I felt little bit vulnerable.
I went to South Beach and had a great time. It has been almost two weeks I got back to NYC. I didn’t get bumps or redness luckily. The only problem has been that ( since they are growing) , my balls are very itchy in fact all nether region itches like hell including my behind. Without knowing I scratch my balls sometimes my butt too. I can't help it!!! But the worst happened yesterday. I was at the grocery market getting stuff for the house. I was juggling with grocery cart and tried to scratch my jewels. I didn’t realize the big guy in front of me. I guess I hit his sexy butt with my cart. Big boy yelled “What the hell?!!” I was surprised he gave so much reaction. It was not a big deal I just felt his butt. That shit happens to me all the time! And!!! I made the most egregious error of my life. I said the word.. ..!!! I can’t even repeat it now. but if you insist. I said the D word. I told him “Sorry dude!!!” It has been days I have been adjusting myself, scratching my ass like a ghetto person. And now this shit happened. What is it going on with me??!!! I’m afraid I’m turning into shameless dude. What is next?!!! Spitting on street!!!!!!
I think I need help! Please Fashion GOD! Come back and make me so gay again!!! I just want to fart glitter , just like I used to !!!!
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Random Hotties from Winter Party 09