No more ILOVEZ-!!! :(:(

Recently an unbelievable thing happened. Literally my domain name "ILOVEZ" has been stolen. Long story short!!! Thanks to American Express. A year ago when I started my personal journey blog , nobody thought it was going to be this much success. After couple of months I started getting a lot of hits everyday. I decided to buy my domain name. I put through my American Express & picked automatic extension for every year. Couple months ago American Express decided to close American Express NYC card and sent me Blue card instead. That time shit happened. I didn't even think about my domain name. As soon as domain name extension failed, someone bought it. Why would someone do such a thing??? Because I get so much traffic on my blog. They are trying to sell MY NAME!!! Can you believe this??? I'm supposed to buy back my own domain name. HEY HELLO JERKS! That is my name on the birth certificate!!! I was so upset last couple of days. Of course traffic immediately dropped on my blog. My fans couldn't find the web site. I refused to buy back my domain name. I have no intention to spend $10K at this point. Why don't they fuck me hard instead!!!?? Hoping my domain name won't end up as a bizarre web site like midget porn. Midgets are annoying!
GOOD NEWS! I have been working on a new domain name & concept for my blog. New domain name will be much more outrages & shameless. They can steal my domain name but they can NOT steal my creativity & beauty. Just because I'm beautiful, it does not mean I'm stupid. I will gain back my fan base as well. Stay tune Z's come back will be BIG & HYSTERICAL.
I'm going to out of town for couple of days to see some gorgeous boys and sun. When I come back I will show those bitches!!!!!
KISS KISS Z!

Tarin's party for single ladies was FUN!

Well Well! After a romantic dinner with Brian the bf , Z attended to his good friend Tarin's Valentines Day party. Party name was Party for the single ladies! It was FUN FUN!

Jack & Z-- It was great to see Jack. Although he has been attending at every single party in Manhattan. What can I say?? He is as popular as Z!!!!

Delicious Roberto -:)

Frank & Evan-- Well Evan was the star of the party. He got all the attentions he needed. Z loves Frank's happy face.

Mark the housemate is playing with the cute boy!

OMG!!!! Are you kidding!!! I didn't even know they did this size vodka. Great size! I can use this at Fire Island as to go cup!! LOVE the size! Sooo Cuuute!!!

Tarin's party had so many cute boys!

Andddd it had so many fun boys!

Party was all about red. Decoration, appetizers & drinks. Tarin is serving red love shots!!!

Boy!! Love shots were strong! Boys went crazy after gulping down couple of those ( and naughty)

Well! Z is ending the posting with Tarin's semi hairy tight abs. He was showing off his red valentines day underwear. Didn't I tell you those love shots were STRONG!!!

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The woman who lives romance with her ape & Octo-pussy

Don’t you love the news papers recently?!! Fuck economic crisis! Who cares if Dow Jones is at the basement level or unemployment rate is as high as Empire State building. News papers are FUN FUN! Ape is the star of the headlines. A woman has been living romance with her ape. According to NY POST she fed him with filet mignon and lobster tails. They shared cozy glasses of wine. They bathed and slept together. He tenderly brushed her hair. She gave him gifts and sweet kisses. He drew her pictures.
Everyone I know is in state of shock. “How could it be?” or “That’s disgusting”. Me! I’m not even surprised or puzzled. Nothing! Nada shit! Cum’n!!! Have you looked at her once??! She is UGLY. Only an ape can eat her pussy. She has no other choice. Everyone needs romance, some tickle in their lives. Let’s admit it! Apes are stupid. After couple of glass wine, tasty lobster tail dinner she seduced hunky ape. For a drunken ape she is a hairless, smooth chick! Just like the girls on playboy magazine cover. Of course they got naughty. STOP Aaaww-ing!!! Shit happens! Do you think she could have found better than him??!! Although in this economy for free wine-ing and dining, anyone could do anything!!!
How about Octo-pussy ?!!! How many kids does she have now? 13? 14? I lost the track! After a while I got dizzy! Honestly I don’t care how she gets money to feed them or how wide her vagina is! Only one thing! I really would love to know where she gets the money to pump up those lips. Bitch’s lips are bigger than Queen Latifah’s behind. Those injections cost a lot of money. Don’t tell me we are all paying her lip injections with our taxes!!!! Is there such a thing Botox-care like Medicare?. I would love to join. Who could say NO to free face lift and free lip pump shots!! I love to stick needles on my face as long as they are free and they make pretty.
What a crazy world HUH?
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I WON AN OSCAR LAST YEAR!!!

I won an Oscar last year!!!!! It was HOT!!
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To People who complain about my misspelling!

Yeah! Those people who complained and tried to post comments about my misspelling! This picture is TO YOU! So I thought it was too much work to raise my middle finger, because you are not worth it. I’m just showing you my middle toe!
Come on guys! Comments are like “ It was too painful to read this posting because of misspelling” OH YEAH?! It is not painful to take up to your ass, but my posting is painful. How about this comment “Fun all! but as a blogger you need to get a grasp of spelling!” How about I get a grasp of your dick?!!
How dummy are you? Read the introduction!! HEY HELLOOO! It says clearly. I was not speaking English when I moved to NYC. SO??!!!
That makes English my second language (or third!!) How many language do you speak? None?!!
Also what makes you think I’m a writer? I’m just a fabulous gay guy who lives his life fabulously! I’m NOT a writer. Unfortunately writers are generally poor. I do not want to be poor. I would love to focus on my writing and take some writing classes and become a writer. JERK! Moisturizing & eye cream are EXPENSIVE! I need moneeeeyyy!!!!! You think fire island share is free. You love to see hot boys pictures from all over world on my blog. Yeah baby! Those trips cost FORTUNE!! Girl gotta work!
You think I made all those misspelling because I’m a moron! NO STUPID! Like everyone else I can spell check on my computer. I’m making those mistakes on purposely, because that's who I’m. In normal life I made those mistakes. I don’t speak proper English and I have a heavy accent. Did you get it? That is the style of  Z REVEALS! So far I haven’t posted those comments regarding my misspelling. Going forward I will. I will also refer you this posting to show my middle toe
One more thing! As you know that’s MY blog. I can make as many misspelling as I want to. Not to mention I don’t give a shit grammar rules! Soooo! GET OVER IT!!!
My misslpelllings are to be continue! (OOOoops ! Did I just misspelled “misspelling?! SHIT HAPPENS!! Boo Boo! Don’t kill me!)

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Pooping at work!

I hate pooping at work. I would never do number two there. Who am I kidding!!! The work poop is sometimes inevitable. Once in a blue moon I poop at the bathroom of my office. Otherwise if I keep poop so long in me, farting starts. Pick your choice! Farting briskly around the office or pooping in the bathroom. Go figure!!!!
When I poop at work, I need complete serenity. I won’t shit if someone is already shitting in the bathroom. I need a quite environment. It is embarrassing if someone is in the next stall while my little watermelons are hitting the toilet water. They create loud splashes. Also forcing poop lets several farts out. My co-workers could tell about me “Z creates nice splatter echoes. LMFAO!” It is the way humiliating!!!! How could they know, it is me?! Hey Hello!!! They can recognize from my shoes.
The worst possible situation is while I shit to my brains out & grunt to death, someone comes in and starts pooping in the next stall. Damn it! My routine is interrupted. It is really hard to keep the shit in order once action starts. I gotta let go! Right? And then what?!! What should I do? Jokes?! “Hey! Sorry for the bad smell! But beans were delicious last nite, I couldn’t help eating two servings” or “Sorry man! it is that raw vegetable diet. It stinks right?”
I know it is very normal to poop. As long as I eat and as long as my bowels work I must shit! But what can I say! I think I’m very poop shy!
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Encore "DATING TIPS! Don't be alone on Valentines Day!!"

Last year right before Valentines Day I did a posting. It was called "DATING TIPS". Recently so many blogs and web sites are starting to link this posting. Since my Dating Tips became such a HIT and so many people loved it, I said myself " Screw! I will do an encore then". This is first time Z is doing encore. Enjoy boys!!!
P.S. For this year Valentines Day posting I have working on " Kissing Techniques". Coming very sooooon!
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Well Well!! Valentines Day is COMING UP. Dating Tips have been already posted on all blogs. They are bunch of crap!!! Do not waste your precious time reading those crappy tips! REMEMBER!! Only bitch ONES have partners. Why is that?!! Here is what you need to do! TRUST Z-:):):)
1) Date more than one person at the same time--- Never be available! Being available every night of the week and at the end of every whimsical phone call means you are making yourself uninteresting and a possible doormat! Keep yourself busy! Date more than one guy at the same time. Dating 3 boys at the same time is great way to start. Believe in Z!!! With this way you will be always busy and they will be running after you!! Who do you think you are! GODDESS?!!! You need to play with these boys!!!! If you really like one of them and you want to hold onto him. Let the other ones know you are dumping them. Don't get into bullshit like " You are really good guy, but... BLAH BLAH!" Be direct and honest! Just tell him! "Due to the economy, I'm going to have to let you go!"
2) Have sex at the first date--- Everyone says having sex at the 1st date is really BAD!! NO & NO! It is not!!!! That is bullshit!!! People love score! Listen Z! You have to do your best at the 1st nite, your date would loose his interest. At the end of the night!! You must get to the point. Tell your date" You have been looking at my crotch all night. Shall we go to my apartment and continue our discussion on my lap"
3) Never be on time--- Let your date suffer little bit. You must be late minimum 25 minutes. Going to date on time screams "I'm desperate and needy". Even if you are desperate, your hot date does not need to know. It is completely OK to be late. Actually it is so much fun. Leave the house like you are going to be on time to your date. Do not go to the date place directly! Go to nearest bar of your date place. Order a drink! Start sipping your drink slowly! Enjoyyyy! And text your date saying you are stuck in traffic! Z told you be late, not be rude!!! You should inform your suffering date!! It makes more painful!!!
4) Let him talk---Let your date talk! Those queens love talking (YUP! YUP!) The more they talk the more they like you. They think date is going very well. (Poor souls) . For some reason after hours talking they get horny!! Being a quiet person will get to eat his ass in your bed! Some of the smart ones realize sometime that you are not talking. Tell him" I'm waiting to Valium kick in" or “I stuck an ambien in my butt. It made me woozy”
5) Be Honest---End of the date if you are not interested in that guy. You should tell him the truth. Being lied and hopes kept alive is an evil and malicious act! (Yes it is so not nice, Z means it!) There are so many nice ways to tell him “Get away from me boring prick!”. Tell him "Do you see this running sore on my forehead. Yeah! I have staph infection" or “Do u think eventually we will become best friends?"
6) Never call someone more than ones--- Never call someone more than once in a day unless they reply. Desperation and instability are huge turn offs. You do not want to be his fatal attraction. Instead of calling him!! You can email and text him over 15 times in a day. There are no limits for those!!!! Trust Z! Be serious with your text messages or emails!!! Try to get to know him. You can ask him “Do u believe in fairies?” or “Have you ever been raped? If not I can help you on that”
7) Be creative---Date should be always FUN! Nobody wants to date a boring person. Be creative! Take your date to a place you have never been or you have been before and loved it! It should be some place interesting! >>>Sex Museum, Hot nude yoga, Naked riding horse, Get waxed together, Take him 12 steps classes with you , Go to China town and check out herbal Viagra options.
8) Don't give away too much-- Giving way too much information about you puts off people. They LOVE enigma and mystery. Revealing yourself to your new date is BAD BAD!! Be smart! Remember he will never be your best friend, stop telling him your inner most secrets! You are with your date for fuck. And keep in mind nobody wants to fuck his best friend!!! If he insists learning about your personal stuff and keeps asking question, just tell him "Can't we just enjoy comfortable silence" and start making meditation noises "Hummm Hummmm"
9) Never date a married person--- Just simply have them to be your fuck buddy. Don't feel sorry about them! They are already doomed anyway.
ENJOY YOUR DATE!!! Keep stalking Z!!!

Trip to Wonderland 1

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To my former FUCK BUDDIES!

Recently visiting my country and seeing my old apartment made me very nostalgic. I had so many good days and bad days over there. I kind of missed my king size bed. I had a lot of sex on it. Good memories! I didn’t have a boyfriend when I was living there, but I had lots of fuck buddies. I cared about each of them. (To tell the truth I didn’t notice if they didn’t call for couple of weeks, unless I was seriously horny.) Yes, this posting for them. Things I couldn’t tell them in person. To my former fuck buddies….
Eldan— You were my first fuck body. We thought we loved each other. We were just 16 years old! GOD SAKE! Always we told our families, we were studying and doing our homework together, instead we sucked each others genitals. Our sex was bizarre. No penetration, no kissing were involved. For some reason we both loved to suck. I’m glad it didn’t work out.
Jardene—What a guy! We had an animal magnetism between us. We did 48 hours fuck fests. Your dick size was amazingly right. I loved your personality as well. Why did I dump you?!! Just because I was a dummy?! NO!!! You gave me crabs! MORON! It was first time I saw tiny little creatures on my hoo-hoo. I’m sorry but I panicked.
Memlet—We had an excellent relationship. You were very unique. Sex was almost perfect, if I could have ignored your shortcomings. I still don’t get it! How could you come in two seconds, when ever I tickled your weenie?
Hayer—I only loved your wallet. Gifts you bought me kept our relationship going. You were very lousy in bed. COME ON! Laying down on your back like a cow and letting your partner do all work was not FUN. You needed to do something too. MAN! After couple of months I couldn’t even stand you despite of your expensive gifts.
Mikey--- I hated that you had hair on your back, especially when they started growing one week after waxing. They felt like very sharp needles. They scratched my precious skin. IT HURT!! Not to mention, you looked like a hedgehog. Idiot! Have you ever heard “LASER” ?
Kaded--- Spoiled trust fund brat!! You were great in bed, but you ruined everything when you wanted to top me with your 3 ½ inch mini cock. What were you thinking?!!! You have so much money. You could really use penis enlargement. And also I’m deeply sorry; I fucked Hayer & Jardene while we were dating.
Dante--- Jesus! You were HOT HOT HOT! You made me very happy in bed. You also made me feel sexy and desirable. I wish you had little bit brain, so we could talk. You looked flawless and sooo good in bed, but you were as smart as monkey.
Lavi--- Excellent fuck body! No fuss No muss! You never made a demand. Right after we fucked, you left home. You never asked to leave your stuff at my apartment You didn’t even want to have post-orgasm talk. Loved it! Remember! I told you I did not kiss guys on their lips unless I was in love. It was a big fat lie. When ever we had sex, you smelled garlic. I just didn’t want to kiss you. Sorry I had to lie.
Moris--- Loved Loved Loved you! Everything about you was perfect. Look, character & money. I still didn’t get one thing! You loved to wear woman’s panties. WHY???!!! OK! I got over with that, because you were sooo good in bed and I fucked you naked anyway. When you got into that nail polish thing, I really got pissed off. Sorry!! I have never liked to fuck boys with red toes.
P.S. These fuck buddies are the one I could remember. The others are very blur now. All the names are made up. DON’T BE SILLY RABBIT! Of course I changed the names I didn’t want get sued! LOL

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Sleeping Pills & My blonde?!

10 HOURS 20 MINUTES!!!! Seriously!! That was how long the flight when I had to take to see my family! Guess what! It was the shortest one. I was told on the way back because of the wind (Fuck the wind!!) it would take 11 hours 15 minutes!!! OH MY MY! Of course I had asked my doctor for some kind of sleeping pills! God Bless him! He wrote the prescription so easily. I don’t take much those pills. I thought it was very necessary at this trip. Here I was at airport keeping bottle of pills in my handbag like diamonds. Right after boarding I realized I was supposed to sit such a cute, blond boy. He seemed to me an angel. It must have been his curly blond hair, innocent face and baby smooth skin. I said “Hi. He responded “Hi”. OH YEAH! He is British. Plane took off. We were talking about the trip etc. Whenever he talked I felt like I was in Absolutely Fabulous TV show. Time was to get to know him more. That meant if he was gay or not. I was very direct "Do you have a boyfriend or girl friend?” He said "No I don’t". Soooo?!!! I said “Never had one?” He responded “I dated couple of guys but It didn’t work out” OH LA LA! F*CK ME HARD! Can you believe this?!!! A British angel was sitting next to me! “GOD!! Am I in heaven?” He was going to sit right there, next to me for 10 hours 20 minutes!! (All my enemies should die from jealousy NOW!) Did I mention he was 23 years old?! Yeah baby! I love to rub it in!!! Anyway! Service started! Flight was as much as you can drink. For a start I ordered red wine, he ordered vodka soda. We had them along with hazel nuts. So romantic! We were chatting like we had known each other for years. Of course little alcohol made us loosen up. Our knees were touching each other as well as our elbows. BTW It felt so good!! Meanwhile dinner was served. We had our first dinner quietly with red wine. I know candle was missing. (Screw flight security rules!) While we were eating deserts we were looking in our eyes. Dinner ended. It was time to pop the pill. I was little worried because I was not used to those pills. I had to take one to handle jet lag and arrive refreshed. I asked him if he wanted to have one. He said “No! Thanks”. After almost 5 five hours I woke up my head on his shoulder. Such a sweet person he let me sleep on his shoulder. BTW His shoulder felt like a goose down pillow. I wanted to take another pill because since we had almost 4 hours to go. He said “Don’t think it would be too much?”. Look at him! He thinks about my own good. I said “What the h*ll! I will take one!” I helped myself second one. Breakfast time came. Passengers got up and stretched. I slept. Female flight attendant tried to wake me up to give my breakfast. I slept. My British angel shook me with his strong hands. I slept. Finally a male flight attendant with husky voice screamed at me “BREAKFAST”. I jumped and said “Eggs!! Where is the eggs?!” . Flight attendant said “No eggs!! We are landing soon. Have some coffee!!” I was too drowsy to drink it. My angel tried to pour black coffee down my swanlike throat. I dribbled! He handfed me with whole grain crackers. I dozed off again. We landed. My handsome angel tried get me to stand up. Forget it! I was dizzy. He told me “Please princes! Let’s leave the airplane” I screamed “Yes I’m princess Z! But where is my eggs?!” My angel and one of the male flight attendants navigated me off the airplane. I felt little better. I told him “Let’s go to the custom”. I headed to custom. Even if I was still so groggy, I realized on his shoulder there was a big, yellow bizarre-shaped stain. Since he was wearing a white long sleeve, it was so obvious. I reacted surprisingly “OH! What is this stain?” He said with a beautiful smiley face.” While you were snatching off on my shoulder, you drooled! “. I blushed and said “ Whaaatt? Eeewww!”. He just smiled and said nothing.. GOD!! I JUST WANTED TO DIE!!!!! Now!! I know I drool when I sleep on sleeping pills. Eeeewww!!

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