Noooo! The reason is not OVER-masturbation


I have been having odd pain on right wrist and elbow recently. I made an appointment with a specialist tomorrow.My friends told me it could be carpal tunnel. What the hell is that? I know only Lincoln tunnel. I have never been there.
Quick search! Got it! Can carpal tunnel be caused by over-masturbation?? I haven’t done that much.
Quick Google!!! “Carpal tunnel, male masturbation”.
All those obscene web sites popped up. Even there is one about masturbation history. W H O  CARES!!!! I know my own masturbation history. Isn’t that enough!!
Anyways!!! Since I’m right handed no masturbation can be done for a while. I mean I can masturbate with left hand but it sounds more like dyke style. I refused to jerk off like lesbians. My friend suggested I can let someone do the job. It is called “hand job” not masturbation. Some people’s English is limited unlike mine!!
The saddest thing I have to stop blogging for a while especially if I get surgery. I will be back after Thanksgiving hopefully with good news. Meantime don’t you dare to masturbate a lot, otherwise I will be JEALOUS!!!



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13 TALK TO Z! COMMENT?:

Boston boy said...

LOL if you were *really* masturbating too much, you would be chaffing, and I don't mean your hands :-))

OWL said...

Actually, lesbians often use both hands, but mileage may vary!

rwnutjob said...

Z, if you can't choke the chicken, you can at least stuff the turkey.

Will said...

hahaha... I love "Owl's" comment: "milage may vary" !! (As a boy, I am sympathetic to the problem...get a wrist brace, like those tennis players have!)

Delicious said...

Oh no, please don't tell me you're not blogging for awhile. I mean, really, if you gotta have a choice...blogging vs. a little self-pleasure that only lasts for a couple of secs anyway...I mean really, the choice should be clear.

Delicious said...

Oh no, please don't tell me you're not blogging for awhile. I mean, really, if you gotta have a choice...blogging vs. a little self-pleasure that only lasts for a couple of secs anyway...I mean really, the choice should be clear.

Tom G. said...

"butt I can offer a hand", heh, heh.

thegayte-keeper said...

I will do it for you and those that can't...

TK said...

"Meantime don’t you dare to masturbate a lot, otherwise I will be JEALOUS!!! "

Can't make any promises!! But I'll try!! teeheehee!! ;)

Anonymous said...

hahaha... I love "Owl's" comment: "milage may vary" !! (As a boy, I am sympathetic to the problem...get a wrist brace, like those tennis players have!)

Anonymous said...

hahaha... I love "Owl's" comment: "milage may vary" !! (As a boy, I am sympathetic to the problem...get a wrist brace, like those tennis players have!)

zack said...

rwnutjob, yer losin' me.

Michael Mattison said...

Hey, you're too funny. :-)
Hurry up and get your wrist fixed and get back to blogging.
Get well soon, sweety.
Michael

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