* Gay men have better groomed genitalia than straight men
* Gay men are not afraid to cry
* Gay men shave their faces better than straight men
* Gay men have superior biceps, chest & legs
* Gay men are more sensitive to other people’s feelings than straight men* Gay porn is wilder than straight porn
* Gay men drink sophisticated drinks
* Gay men have tighter stomach than straight men
* Gay men smell better
* Gay men look superior in plaid shorts
* Gay men get manicure and pedicure periodically
* Gay men don’t scratch their balls in public.
* Gay men never harass women at work
* Straight men have inferior design skills
* Gay men are better cooks
* Gay men don't spit to streets
* Gay men look better in suits
* Gay men use white stripes for their teeth
* Gay men have better fashion sense than straight men
* Gay men live at gym. Straight men live at pub* Gay men watch more runway shows than straight men
* Gay men speak faster than straight men
* Gay men call close friends girl. Straight men call close friends dude
* Gay men know which dress goes which shoes
* Gay is master at sex
* Gay men always use anti-perspirant deodorant for their armpits
* Gay men don't watch sport and TV all the time
* Straight men have inferior skin
* Gay men look better naked
* Gay men look better in jock strap than straight men in boxer
P.S. Feel free to add more to the comment section
22 TALK TO Z! COMMENT?:
"Gay men have better groomed genitalia than straight men"
I thought the het boys were getting better about mowing the lawn?
Gay men give better hair advice. (Thank you, Lance!)
* Gay men don't try to pick up lesbians by grabbing their crotch and saying "this will straighten you out, baby!"
Love it! But then I'm a little bi-ased.
R
Can't argue with that. But I play with my balls sometime. Now if you will excuse me I gotta scratch something.
Here to the rescue! Great list Z...and gay men can love women without any kind of hidden agenda...
Z is assuming all gay men are just as shallow as he is. You know, might sound weird, but some gay men have other things to feel proud of besides their abs. Of course, those other things have absolutely no meaning for a guy like Z.
You picked up only that one from this long list.
Only abs?
Sad! I'm so sorry to offend you.
Well it says something about you.
Clearly you have a really soft stomach.
Thank you for leaving a comment, but next time leave your name too. Don't stay in shadow.
Didn't that anonymous guy get that Z's blog is all about jokes nothing serious.
I'm a big fan of Z.
Love this list! We are superior to straight men!
That's not a joke
this is offensive. as a gay man, i am horrified that you would list stereotypes as a way to be funny because in the end, you're just perpetuating our bad image. shame on you!
OH WOW! Anonymous is BACK! Lucky me!
Hoping therapy helps you! I wish you the best!
Who is anonymous? Is she real? Why is she so insecure?
Anonymous!!!! I love Z's blog. You are annoying.
LMAO! I love this! Not the entry! I love anonymous!
WHAT A MORON! LMAO!
To Anonymous
Life is too short to be serious. Stop watching FOX news! Get a dildo!
All I'm saying anonymous is a douchebag! I LOVE YOU Z!!!
Shame on you anonymous! You have no sense of humor!
So anony-whore-mous! Do you think "Gay men have better groomed genitalia than straight men" is stereo type? Don't you think it is true? No? Why do you suck cock then DUMMY?
I'm offended too. Someone like anonymous read this blog which is my favorite. He is just so ridiculous! Whole blog is so funny. I can't even imagine someone takes Z's blog serious and gets offended. Boy! He needs help!
Your lists are Right, Mr Z:)!
Most of Gay Men are really different from Most of Straight Men.
That's why i often tend to like Straight Men, although it may be barren romance.
"Annoy"-nomous: It was fun to read, and you're not supposed to take it seriously. Get a life!
These actually are reasons why people don't like gay men
* Gay men are more sensitive to other people’s feelings than straight men
* Gay men have better fashion sense than straight men...
totally agree with that... Gay men are better than Straight men
Post a Comment