Alright!!!! What's up with those straight girls who constantly hang out with gay boys. Excuse my French, but we gay guys call them " FAG HAGS". Don't get me wrong! There are beautiful fag hags. I'm complaining about their behavior when they come to our bars. There is a gay bar very close to my apartment. It is called Ritz. Mostly young gay guys come there with their fag hags. I see those girls there a lot. Boy!!!! These girls are mostly early twenties. Generally they think every gay guy their bffs ( best friends forever) after couple of drinks. They drink, scream puke and sexually assault gay boys. No!! Im not kidding! Anyway it is time to say something to those girls!Hey beautiful fag hags! We need to talk!!!! I have a lot to say. I'm fucking annoyed!!!!
1) Please stop pretending to live in Will & Grace show. Not every gay guy at the bar is your bff. There is no such a thing at first sight bffs. Will & Grace was a great show but it ended. GET OVER IT!
2) Please
do not puke in MY gay bar. Puke in you GOD DAMNN straight bar3) Pinching, groping or fingering gay guys butt is NOT OK! Still those behaviors are considered as molesting. You think since you are in a gay bar, gay guys asses are open buffet. NOOOO! It is totally wrong!
4) Gurrlll! WTF are you doing? Cover your tits! Nobody is interested in those things at a gay bar? You are just embarrassing yourself. We love masculine hard chests. In any form of your tits are saggy and unattractive for us.
5) Also please stop calling your boobies as your girls and give up offering them to me like " Do you want to touch my girls?" Eeeewwww!!
6) Just because Kate Perry kissed a girl, it doesn't mean you have to kiss other drunk girls when
ever you are trashed at a gay bar7) Stop using hard, long materials like beer bottles as your fake cock. It is not even funny when you girls stick beer bottle between your legs, up to your crotch. It is just fucking ridiculous!
8) DON'T YOU DARE to use our good name on your facebook status such as " I got wasted at a gay bar last nite. Gay guys rock!! Let's do it again!" Because we don't want you to come back again! You lose your manners and become a messzilla at our precious gay bar.
9) Do not! Do not ask me to drink tequila shots or any kind of shots on your belly button never ever again!!!
10) When you are completely wasted at a gay bar. Do not touch my upper body and say " OH! You are so skinny! I want meat on my man", because this body is certainly NOT for y
ou.11) You are not the belle of the ball. If you don't get attention on dance floor from me, don't show your tongue to me
12) Any details of my sex life is none of business. I would never respond questions like " Who is the woman in the bed? You or your boyfriend? Teheehee!"
13) Also please keep your underwear on your cookie! Your panties are not a flag or napkin at a booze soaked gay guy's bday dinner. Don't show it to us!
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I especially liked #4. And 'you are not the belle of the ball'. Haha!
But see, these gals are the same way at the hetero bars, even the beer bottle and screaming "I'm so drunk, who wants to f*ck me!?"
Uh, that guy!! EEK!!
When I was single I loved gay bars! I got to oogle lots of pretty men and not take it personally when no one hit on me.
Bleh....hets can be crazeeee, non?
So this is where all the loose straight women hang out! I never met girls like that when I was single and searching. The ones I met were interested in dating, respect in the morning, the size of my 401k and my financial assets.
They should go to a dyke bar. Those lesbians would show them how to use beer bottles.
It's bad behavior, granted. And it's one thing if the sorority girls decide their girls night out should be at the gay club. But on the other hand, who are the gays who are bringing these obnoxious women to the bar? They should be told to keep their hags in check or take them out of there.
It's gone the other way. I've been in a gay bar looking for gay male friends and had my tits groped by some drunk fag. "But it doesn't mean anything to me," he'd say when I told him to stop. Um . . . molestation is molestation, no matter who's doing it. Like you said.
omg! I didnt know straigth girls and guys were reading my blog. Thank you guys! I will keep the good job!
lol. I have a roommate/best friend/ brther gay and we always hang out together. And one of our favourite places are local gay bar. But I dont think Ive ever seen girls behaving like that ;DDD
But it was fun to read it. I like your stile :)
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