
I recently changed my gym. I went the same gym over 8 years. I was kind of sick of it. My new gym is beautiful & very clean. Since I changed my gym, I wanted to do something different. I hired a trainer for 7 sessions. It was a good deal. They had recession friendly training packages. Anyway they asked if I wanted to have male or female trainer. What a dummy question!! Which gay man would want a female trainer?! Man of course!!! The guy gave me couple of names. I said “I would like to see them first”. I demanded a quick auditioning. The manager asked me why on earth I would want something like that. I said “What if we don’t have chemistry . I wouldn’t like to work out with someone who is boring” The reality was I wanted to have HOT one. I was supposed to pay shit load money for these training sessions. Of course I wanted to have eye candy!!! Anyway he said “One of the trainer is here. Do you want to meet with him? His name is Adolvis” Well!! Adolvis came to room. “OH MY GOD! Someone has to pinch me!! Is that man real?” He was a beautiful black man. His biceps were as big as my head. Everything about him was very propositional. He was wearing a blue tight spandex short. His package was quite big. How can I say? His bulge looked to me like a giant big banana was laid on two big scoops ice cream. Yummy!!!! His butt was like two big watermelons. I immediately said “ You hired!!” I said to myself “Adolvis! Adolvis! Now I have a great reason to come to the gym.” He asked when we could do the first session. I wanted to say “ Tonite! In my apartment! How about hot nude yoga?“ Of course I didn’t! I have manners. I don’t have sex with people who work for me. (Although I can bend that rule for him. Maybe? LOL)

Session 1
I woke up very 5.30 am . I put on my sexiest tank top and sleaziest little gym short. When I got to the gym Adolvis was waiting for me. He was wearing red spandex tight short and black tank top. He looked to me a Black GOD! Sooo HOT! I started sweating as soon as I saw him. See! This training was working already. His hotness made me burn calorie. Not to mention I loved his dazzling smile. I even got miner boner. Woo Hoo! I thought I was in love with ADOLVIS! Anyway we did a hell of a work out. Push ups, sit ups, pull down, chin ups, all that total body shits! I sweated like a pig. But my favorite part was the end. My Adolvis put me on a massage table and stretched my muscles. When he spread my legs, I screamed “Be gentle!!” Man! That Adolvis didn’t listen to me. He literally tore me apart. At some point he put his heavy body on me and stretched every single of my muscle!!! My stud trainer asked me to schedule for next session. I suggested next week. He said firmly “ NO!! Tomorrow! The same time I was thinking” SHIT! This man is serious!!” I agreed unwillingly!
Session 2
I woke up 5.30AM again. Every muscle of mine was so sore! I could barely put on my gym clothes. I couldn’t even think to put on sexy garments! I finished whole pot of coffee to get energy. On the way to the gym I realized I put on wrong pair of socks. One of my sock was gray and the other was white. I was so much in pain I couldn’t even think straight. Adolvis was at the gym already. I had to admit he looked so handsome again. I didn’t even get boner this time. How could I? Even my penis’s muscles were sore. God like Adolvis put me on treadmill. Aaawww!! My ass was hurting so much. Adolvis wanted me to body total body training. AGAIN!!! What body?! I was sinking!! He made me do push ups but this time he put 45 pounds on my back. SHIT! That man must have been crazy. I did only 3 push ups! He scolded at me! When he scolds, his voice sounds like Dracula! At the end he stretched me again! It wasn’t even fun! He was hurting me. I started to dislike him! When he bent over me to tear apart my legs, I could even smell his smelly armpits! Eeeww!
Session 3
Thankfully Adolvis gave me 1 day resting. How generous of him!! ( That man is a vampire! He wants to suck my blood out and kill me.) I barely tied my sneakers that morning. I was so sore. I had to use straw to drink my coffee, because I couldn’t even raise my arm. When I got the gym, Adolvis was angry with me, because I was ½ hour late. I told him I was fashionably late. He got bitchy ! Fuck! I pay for him. If I’m late he needs simply to wait. Since he was mad at me, he put me on stair MONSTER!! I can’t possibly understand which sick mind invented this bizarre machine. My legs were wobbly. I moaned every step. After he wanted me to 120 sit ups. I screamed!!! He was so impatient with me. He told me that I was bothering other people with my screams. After torturous work out he wanted to stretch me again. I was panicked. That man stretches me out like bulldozer!! He smashes me. I told him” NO! NO! “ He told me bunch of bullshit like how stretching was great for my body. WHO CARES!!!
Session 4
I woke up very tired. All nite I saw Adolvis in my dream. What a nightmare!! I hate him! He is a ugly, steroid queen. I have a feeling he lov
es to torture people. When I got the gym, Adolvis was there. Of course that BITCH was never late. Anyway he put me on that stair monster AGAIN. After a minute my legs hurt so much. He had to take me down. After 20 minutes work out I told him “ I need to pee.” He was like “NOW?!” I said “If I don’t go to bathroom now, I will pee on one of the benches” I ran to the bathroom. I took off my clothes and started taking shower. MANZILLA Adolvis found in the shower and yelled at me “ WTF are you doing?” I told him “ I didn’t do this consciously. I can’t even remember how I got in the shower. I got blackout!!” He made me put my clothes on and returned to work out. THAT MAN IS SICKO!!!
Session 5
I didn’t even go to the gym. I purposely didn’t even call Adolvis. He left me a message saying “It wasn’t nice to stood up him” I hate truly HIM! I can’t hate anyone else more than I hate Adolvis. UGLY CREATURE! I didn’t call him. Instead I call gym management and complained about him. I told them “ He gave me unbearable pain! All I wanted to have hot trainer. All I got a monster who tried to make me Arnold Schwarzegnner in two weeks. And his armpits smell so badly” I also told them “ If I get fungus from him, I will sue you!!” Of course I demanded my money back!!!!
11 TALK TO Z! COMMENT?:
You make me LAUGH!! Very funny. I had a trainer years ago in a real muscle gym in Austin. Jeff. He was an ex-college football player. Very hot. Shaved his body hair. My bf at the time had been going to him and Jeff worked him out so hard that he almost threw up. I made fun of him. Then I started to see Jeff and he worked me out so hard, I ran to the bathroom and almost passed out and puked. My boyfriend quit going and then I got to have him all to myself! I really did laugh through this whole post- nice job!
Got me laughing.
This post just got progressively funnier and funnier. You are a riot...this is extremely entertaining and I loved the evolution of your hatred.
I just started back with my trainer. Nick makes me feel like shit, too. But I love it.
LOL @ StairMONSTER!
PS, he doesn't work for you anymore. There's something to be said for a hate fuck!
i had a trainer make fun of my complete life. What I ate, what I drank, what I did. I dropped him. 'Hey asshole. I have a life as opposed to you who sucks raw eggs for breakfast and does nothing but yell at people all day.' He was pushing protein powder and eliminating all dairy and most meat. He was nuts. I went to get better (stronger/fit), not perfect... I didn't want to join his religion.
Hilarious. I wish I could read something from you every morning, because then I would begin each day laughing my ass off and that would be nice!
Z ~ I love you. Period
Damn, what a ride! LMAO!
This is what happens, Z, when one does not follow my romance/hot trainor advice. You see...you could have found someone just to 'play' your hot trainor for free! Like...I'm the hot bench presser...and you're my little excercise slave...xox
z you trip.. lol thats great.. and just another reason why if i get a guy trainer it better be bob bc hes nice.. and gentle
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