Now!! I know why some animals eat their young!!!!!

I have to tell you some kids are crazy and those crazy ones don't like me. I don't know why??!!! Last week I had to take care of my co-worker's 4 years old daughter for couple hours. It was insane!! Little shit needed so much attention!! The kid was so needy. She wanted to have hugs and kisses every other second. I'm NOT kidding!!! After first, second, third, it got so annoying. I'm definitely not touchy person. I tired to explain little girl, but bitch didn't get it. I told her " Unless I'm on the dance floor, I do not hug and kiss people. Especially girls". She didnt understand what I meant. She started crying. I wonder if she has very low IQ. I didn't know to do!!! Finally, I decided to mix her a nice protein shake. She hated it. Can you believe this?!! I told you she was little dummy. She had no idea what healthy life style was. After this incident, I realized some kids are crazy and as I mentioned they don't like me!!!!
Another example is my neighbor's 3 years old

kid. She is a crazy bitch!!! Everyday I come home tired & wired. As soon as I step in, she starts crying. I can hear her from my living room. How come she can't do all her crying all day when I'm at work?? Can't she shut up when I get home??!! No she can't! She does this to disturb me on purpose. She is a very smart girl. She uses her beauty to get people love her. She is also a great actress. When ever she sees me, she smiles and waives. She does her tricks to get my attention. Of course to be nice I bent down and give her little kiss. In return that bitch grabs my hair and pulls it. She also makes noises like native Americans used to do at war. "Aaawwgg! Yoowwggg!" Bitch does it to me all the time. Now!! I know why some animals eat their young!!!

Here is another story why I think some kids are crazy. Couple years ago I was flying to Turkey. A woman with 3 years son sat next to me. What a luck right??! Since flight was for 10 hours, I decided to treat her and her son nicely. In my way I tired to be cute. During the flight she had to go restroom multiple times. I guess she was having her girl's thing!! Every time she left for restroom, she made me watch her kid! No boundaries!!! I didn't know what to do with him. I made funny noises and cute faces to entertain that kid. Kid was very thankless. He didn't care about my effort to keep him entertained. BASTARD! She went restroom one more time. I was out of creativity. So I decided to show thankless kid couple of hot, nude boys pictures in my cell phone. First, he kinda liked it. Especially blond hair and white skin guys made him very happy.(so gay!) But when I showed him that big black guy's picture, kid freaked out all of a sudden. He started crying off the hook. I tried so hard to get him shut up. His mother was still in bathroom pms-ing. Everyone started looking at us. I was helpless and frustrated. So! I decided to try old trick. I tried to pour couple of sips of my vodka soda to kid's throat. While I was trying to feed him, bloody mother came. Of course she realized, what I was doing. Man! Woman had a tantrum. I tired to explain her. She didn't even listen to me. SO RUDE!#@! She accused me being crazy.(CUNT!) I told her that her son really liked blond boys, but for some reason he hated the black guy. I told her that little kid might HAVE been racist. I was so surprised that little kid got scared of him, because black guy didn't even have full erection in that picture. There was no reason to freak out. Also I told her that she was a bad mother. I told her very calmly " You should have left one of your tampon with him, so he could have something to play with". That didn't go well! She got so angry for no reason!!! ( it must been her hormones!!) She changed her seat. Some people can't appreciate the other people's help!!!! Didn't I tell you?! Some kids are crazy, obviously some mothers are crazy too. I don't get these!!!! I guess she realized her son was gay and she got pissed off. Well! I didn't do nothing wrong but taking care of little toddler!!!! It is not my fault he didn't like black guy's picture! No taste!!!! 

How about babies??! Sometime they could be annoying too. Once I was flying to Miami! A mother with her 6 month baby sat in front of me! Baby was so little! He seemed very innocent in the begging. During flight, baby cried a lot! She said " I'm sorry! He has a lot of gas! It bothers him!" I said " I could smell that". It was so inappropriate that baby farted a lot. For some crazy reason other passengers found baby cute. Some people are very strange!!!! After a lot of venting , baby shit to death! Plane smelled like a public bathroom. Everyone was saying " So cute! He pooped! Good boy!!" I didn't even find it cute.Eeeewww! What's cute about a pooping baby? It is like gulping down couple of laxatives and shit yourself during tanning!!! Would they find that cute too? Diaper or tanning bed! Both are the same thing!! Of course mother hated it me when I made my " tanning comment". I never understood why??! Clearly, Some people are really bizarre!!
At the end I'm convinced some kids are crazy and those crazy ones hate me no matter how hard I tried to have them like me!!!!!! I GAVE UP!!!!

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