Economy sucks. Unemployment rate is getting higher and higher. Every day we hear someone gets laid off. We all pray for keeping our jobs. Salary and benefit cuts are new trend. Bonus?!! Don’t even mention it!!! We work harder and harder, but there is no job security.GET OVER WITH IT!!! You are going get fired anyway!!!
So why not to have FUN!!! If you get fired, get fired with dignity. Here are 10 things to do in order to get laid off in FUN way!
1) lunch time, sit at your desk with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at your head. Scream " I want to kill myself"
2) Every time your boss asks you to do something, ask if he wants mixed green salad or fries with that
3) Create a signature on your email, write " I like having sex with animals"
4) As often as possible, skip rather than walk in the office
5) Put shower curtain around your desk and sing all day like you are singing in the shower. Don't forget to wear a bonnet!
6) Have your co-workers call you by your online name which is" FUCK1ON1"
7) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
8) Five days in advance, tell your boss you can't come in that day to work because you will be moody and cranky that day and you don't want to deal with the work.
9) Leave big meetings 1st one. Starts running and yelling " Run for your lives , they are loose. They are coming to bite u"
10) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it " INBOX"
P.S. This is an encore! I did this posting almost 8 months ago , before economic mess started. Recently all the blogs started linking it. I said to pretty myself why not to do an encore! Isn't that my blog, I can do whatever I want to. Hope you boys enjoyed it! LOLClick here to read " Leather Daddy's to do list!!!! "
2 TALK TO Z! COMMENT?:
lol I think we should skip more even if we arent getting fired..
Answer the in-company phone calls, "Hi. Would you prefer to bend over or stand up for your ass-fucking today?"
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