To the guy who molested me in the subway this morning!

Hey There!

I know! I know! You tried to pretend it was an accident. At first I thought so too. Clearly you molested me this morning
Usually I don't take subway in mornings. I walk to work or take a cab. I don't know what got into me and I found myself in the subway station this morning. Maybe it has something to do with me being severely hung over. Shall we say it was just destiny! ( It sounds more glamorous.)
Anyway! Here I was in the subway. It was extremely crowded.( I guess that's why they called it rush hour.)
Who knew!! So many people use this subway. ( DUH! No wonder they named it public transportation.) At first I was squished between a butch dyke and over weight gross guy. You can imagine the situation. HAM SANDWICH!!!.
While I was smelling fat guy's stinky armpit, I saw you. Pungent smell made me very dizzy. I thought I was hallucinating. I said myself " What a cutie! He is a piece of solid HUNK!!". I must say; normally I mind my own business. I don't get excited when I see cute boys. Maybe inhaling fat guy's stinky armpit must have created poppers effect on me. I don't KNOWW!!!
I managed to move towards to you. That exact instant moment subway door got open and more people got on. I slightly crashed on you. You smelled good and that was the moment I felt your 6 abs. One! Two! Three!...OMG! Six! It is my LUCKY number!
Subway started moving again. It got faster; I got closer to you, Next stop, sweaty teenage volleyball team  got on the car. And Damn it! Fat guy stepped next to me. I turned my behind to him. I didn't even want to see him. Literally my lips were two inch away from your lips. Our eyes met!! I felt the urge to ask your name, but I couldn't!!!!
Subway suddenly stopped. Fat guy fell on me. He was freaking heavy. I lost my balance. You grabbed my tiny waist with your one of strong hands. Certainly there was a bizarre romance in the air. With your other strong hand you grabbed my dick. I must say it felt so goooddd!
First I wanted to take my body away from you like good gays do. It couldn't!! Because obese guy was on top of me. ( I also didn't want to) I said " You know! What you are grabbing on is NOT a subway handle". You said " OH NO?! Sorry". I said " It was my pleasure". You smiled. BTW!! Have anyone tell you that you had an adorable smile?
Anyway I turned back and pushed the fat guy away. I needed to take a deep breath. Damn subway made another sudden stop. I felt a hard, thick something in my tush. Swear to GOD! I saw stars and I heard siren in my head. I screamed " Aaawww!". All I'm saying you have a big, fat, handsome thumb!!!
I'm so sorry I screamed unintentionally but It hurtttt!!. I'm not used to get finger fucked.  Also I apologize my hoo-hoo was very tight. I must have been very fully caffeine loaded.
Anyway! Subway dynamics changed. Fat guy got off. (THANK GOD). All of a sudden you and me were literally doing train dance with teenage sweaty volleyball team.  Swear to GOD!! I thought I heard Mary J Blige singing " Everybody! Put your hands up!" in my head. 
Yes dear! You molested me in the subway this morning. Don't worry I won't make a complain. . You can molest me anytime you want to . Perhaps you can continue molesting me at your place sometimes very soon! What do you say?
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