To my former FUCK BUDDIES!

Recently visiting my country and seeing my old apartment made me very nostalgic. I had so many good days and bad days over there. I kind of missed my king size bed. I had a lot of sex on it. Good memories! I didn’t have a boyfriend when I was living there, but I had lots of fuck buddies. I cared about each of them. (To tell the truth I didn’t notice if they didn’t call for couple of weeks, unless I was seriously horny.) Yes, this posting for them. Things I couldn’t tell them in person. To my former fuck buddies….
Eldan— You were my first fuck body. We thought we loved each other. We were just 16 years old! GOD SAKE! Always we told our families, we were studying and doing our homework together, instead we sucked each others genitals. Our sex was bizarre. No penetration, no kissing were involved. For some reason we both loved to suck. I’m glad it didn’t work out.
Jardene—What a guy! We had an animal magnetism between us. We did 48 hours fuck fests. Your dick size was amazingly right. I loved your personality as well. Why did I dump you?!! Just because I was a dummy?! NO!!! You gave me crabs! MORON! It was first time I saw tiny little creatures on my hoo-hoo. I’m sorry but I panicked.
Memlet—We had an excellent relationship. You were very unique. Sex was almost perfect, if I could have ignored your shortcomings. I still don’t get it! How could you come in two seconds, when ever I tickled your weenie?
Hayer—I only loved your wallet. Gifts you bought me kept our relationship going. You were very lousy in bed. COME ON! Laying down on your back like a cow and letting your partner do all work was not FUN. You needed to do something too. MAN! After couple of months I couldn’t even stand you despite of your expensive gifts.
Mikey--- I hated that you had hair on your back, especially when they started growing one week after waxing. They felt like very sharp needles. They scratched my precious skin. IT HURT!! Not to mention, you looked like a hedgehog. Idiot! Have you ever heard “LASER” ?
Kaded--- Spoiled trust fund brat!! You were great in bed, but you ruined everything when you wanted to top me with your 3 ½ inch mini cock. What were you thinking?!!! You have so much money. You could really use penis enlargement. And also I’m deeply sorry; I fucked Hayer & Jardene while we were dating.
Dante--- Jesus! You were HOT HOT HOT! You made me very happy in bed. You also made me feel sexy and desirable. I wish you had little bit brain, so we could talk. You looked flawless and sooo good in bed, but you were as smart as monkey.
Lavi--- Excellent fuck body! No fuss No muss! You never made a demand. Right after we fucked, you left home. You never asked to leave your stuff at my apartment You didn’t even want to have post-orgasm talk. Loved it! Remember! I told you I did not kiss guys on their lips unless I was in love. It was a big fat lie. When ever we had sex, you smelled garlic. I just didn’t want to kiss you. Sorry I had to lie.
Moris--- Loved Loved Loved you! Everything about you was perfect. Look, character & money. I still didn’t get one thing! You loved to wear woman’s panties. WHY???!!! OK! I got over with that, because you were sooo good in bed and I fucked you naked anyway. When you got into that nail polish thing, I really got pissed off. Sorry!! I have never liked to fuck boys with red toes.
P.S. These fuck buddies are the one I could remember. The others are very blur now. All the names are made up. DON’T BE SILLY RABBIT! Of course I changed the names I didn’t want get sued! LOL

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