Sleeping Pills & My blonde?!

10 HOURS 20 MINUTES!!!! Seriously!! That was how long the flight when I had to take to see my family! Guess what! It was the shortest one. I was told on the way back because of the wind (Fuck the wind!!) it would take 11 hours 15 minutes!!! OH MY MY! Of course I had asked my doctor for some kind of sleeping pills! God Bless him! He wrote the prescription so easily. I don’t take much those pills. I thought it was very necessary at this trip. Here I was at airport keeping bottle of pills in my handbag like diamonds. Right after boarding I realized I was supposed to sit such a cute, blond boy. He seemed to me an angel. It must have been his curly blond hair, innocent face and baby smooth skin. I said “Hi. He responded “Hi”. OH YEAH! He is British. Plane took off. We were talking about the trip etc. Whenever he talked I felt like I was in Absolutely Fabulous TV show. Time was to get to know him more. That meant if he was gay or not. I was very direct "Do you have a boyfriend or girl friend?” He said "No I don’t". Soooo?!!! I said “Never had one?” He responded “I dated couple of guys but It didn’t work out” OH LA LA! F*CK ME HARD! Can you believe this?!!! A British angel was sitting next to me! “GOD!! Am I in heaven?” He was going to sit right there, next to me for 10 hours 20 minutes!! (All my enemies should die from jealousy NOW!) Did I mention he was 23 years old?! Yeah baby! I love to rub it in!!! Anyway! Service started! Flight was as much as you can drink. For a start I ordered red wine, he ordered vodka soda. We had them along with hazel nuts. So romantic! We were chatting like we had known each other for years. Of course little alcohol made us loosen up. Our knees were touching each other as well as our elbows. BTW It felt so good!! Meanwhile dinner was served. We had our first dinner quietly with red wine. I know candle was missing. (Screw flight security rules!) While we were eating deserts we were looking in our eyes. Dinner ended. It was time to pop the pill. I was little worried because I was not used to those pills. I had to take one to handle jet lag and arrive refreshed. I asked him if he wanted to have one. He said “No! Thanks”. After almost 5 five hours I woke up my head on his shoulder. Such a sweet person he let me sleep on his shoulder. BTW His shoulder felt like a goose down pillow. I wanted to take another pill because since we had almost 4 hours to go. He said “Don’t think it would be too much?”. Look at him! He thinks about my own good. I said “What the h*ll! I will take one!” I helped myself second one. Breakfast time came. Passengers got up and stretched. I slept. Female flight attendant tried to wake me up to give my breakfast. I slept. My British angel shook me with his strong hands. I slept. Finally a male flight attendant with husky voice screamed at me “BREAKFAST”. I jumped and said “Eggs!! Where is the eggs?!” . Flight attendant said “No eggs!! We are landing soon. Have some coffee!!” I was too drowsy to drink it. My angel tried to pour black coffee down my swanlike throat. I dribbled! He handfed me with whole grain crackers. I dozed off again. We landed. My handsome angel tried get me to stand up. Forget it! I was dizzy. He told me “Please princes! Let’s leave the airplane” I screamed “Yes I’m princess Z! But where is my eggs?!” My angel and one of the male flight attendants navigated me off the airplane. I felt little better. I told him “Let’s go to the custom”. I headed to custom. Even if I was still so groggy, I realized on his shoulder there was a big, yellow bizarre-shaped stain. Since he was wearing a white long sleeve, it was so obvious. I reacted surprisingly “OH! What is this stain?” He said with a beautiful smiley face.” While you were snatching off on my shoulder, you drooled! “. I blushed and said “ Whaaatt? Eeewww!”. He just smiled and said nothing.. GOD!! I JUST WANTED TO DIE!!!!! Now!! I know I drool when I sleep on sleeping pills. Eeeewww!!

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