Right after tense & hectic work day I needed to attend to a Blah-Blah magazine’s holiday kick off party. I was NOT up to socialize with gay guys but I had no choice. (Don’t ask why!!!) It was a rainy day. I thought it would be much easier if I took the subway to Lower East Side. I took F line from 40th street right near Bryant Park. I sat one of the benches next to a Chinese girl and her Latino friend. Normally, I would put on my nano and listen some music but my brain was already mushy. Anyway, it was so obvious two ladies next to me were coworkers. They were talking about work stuff. Chinese girl were typical Chinese. She had white skin, straight black hair, rimless eye glasses & of course a Chinese accent. She was like late 20’s and very skinny. Latino woman was like Latino fever. She’s got curves. She was not fat & not skinny. She had heavy make up on. Her outfit was quite kinky. Half of her boobies were shown. It was so obvious she could be very wild in the bed. When we got to 23 street stop, Latino fever said “I need to get off next stop”. Chinese girl said” Are you sure, you are not joining us? Everyone from our office will be there. Just for couple of drinks!” Meantime subway door got closed. Subway started moving to next stop. Latino fever responde
d “No, thanks! I have an ass bleaching appointment”. I was like “OH DEAR!” I made a big effort not to turn my head to their side. My ears were wide open listening to these two ladies. Vulnerable Chinese girl was shocked “ Whhaatt?!?!” Latino fever responded proudly! “Yes darling! A-S-S Bleaching! I have a date tomorrow nite! I need to get my butthole cleaned & waved! I like to take it behind! Right up there! It is an old habit” and she pointed her big ass. OH GOD! I couldn’t help but let out deep laugh. I was cracking up. Chinese girl’s smooth, white skin first turned red and then became literally purple. Meantime subway stopped at 14th street. Latino fever said “Chao baby!!!” and got off the subway. Chinese girl was speechless. I was still laughing so hard. Couple of people sitting close to us was rolling on the floor. Red face Chinese girl turned to me and said furiously “Do you think this funny?!*@!” I was like “Yeahh! LOL! LOL!” She said “Even funnier she is my boss!!”
d “No, thanks! I have an ass bleaching appointment”. I was like “OH DEAR!” I made a big effort not to turn my head to their side. My ears were wide open listening to these two ladies. Vulnerable Chinese girl was shocked “ Whhaatt?!?!” Latino fever responded proudly! “Yes darling! A-S-S Bleaching! I have a date tomorrow nite! I need to get my butthole cleaned & waved! I like to take it behind! Right up there! It is an old habit” and she pointed her big ass. OH GOD! I couldn’t help but let out deep laugh. I was cracking up. Chinese girl’s smooth, white skin first turned red and then became literally purple. Meantime subway stopped at 14th street. Latino fever said “Chao baby!!!” and got off the subway. Chinese girl was speechless. I was still laughing so hard. Couple of people sitting close to us was rolling on the floor. Red face Chinese girl turned to me and said furiously “Do you think this funny?!*@!” I was like “Yeahh! LOL! LOL!” She said “Even funnier she is my boss!!” OH MY MY! Well! What can I say? ! Is it inappropriate or WTF??!! LMAO!!!
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Frankly, Latino fever is a slut! LOL!
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