All I'm saying, Brazilians have big NUTS!

Saturday morning Hornyista called “ Z !!! I have not gotten laid since three days! I feel so unattractive & horny! We should do something about it. I said “ We?!!!” Hornyista responded “ Don’t be cunt! I need help! You are one of my best friends. I think we should go & get Brazilian wax. It will make me feel sexy!” I said “ How on earth! I have never had one!” Hornyista said “ Me neither! Surprise!! I made an appointment for us. Be in Chelsea at 1pm!” Stupid little me agreed to get Brazilian wax. Hornista called the process “Boyzilian”. I called it “Gayzilian” Here we were at high end spa to get our boyzilians. I was very scared in the beginning since I have heard so many scary stories about Brazilian wax. We were introduced two muscle hunkies who were going to wax us. Honestly their biceps were as big as my head. Yummm! They were specialized in a technique known as “sugaring”. I was already a fan of defuzzing! I got into in a cubicle with my hottie waxer . Hornyista got into the next cubicle with his stud. Hottie waxer ordered me to take off all my clothes. I mean EVERYTHING! I was thinking this was getting more and more fun. All of a sudden it downed on me. “ What if I get boner” I paniced. Anyway I took everything off I was naked as the I was born. Hottie ordered me I should face down. I did! He started powdering me like a cake and then start topping hot sugar with a spatula on my legs like an icing. I felt tingly. After then he took all off!!!!! I screamed like a baby monkey franticly. I heard Hornyista yelled from next cubicle “WHAT HAPPENED?” and he screamed like someone was murdering him. When my legs were done! He ordered me “ Get onto fours” Damn it! This was an embarrassing position! Now! I got onto fours on the table. He stretched one of booty cheeks. With his order hand he put hot sugar in my hoo-hoo. Then it all came off!!! OOOOOMMMGG! Swear to god! I felt like I gave a birth!. While I was literally crying and master order me “ LAY FACE UP” I said “ Man! I need a break! Do you guys serve alcohol here” He said simply “NO” . Fuck it! I just got raped! I cannot even get a glass of merlot!!!! What a service! Now! I was face up! He put hot sugar on my nether region including my balls. He gave slight massage to spread hot sugar evenly. And then! It all came off! MOTHER FUCKER! It felt like he waxed my dick off. He finished his sugary torture on my chest. At the end he massaged all my precious beautiful naked body with papaya scent moisturizing! Don’t even think I got erection. All my body was so numb I didn’t even feel his masculine hands. After he left me alone while I was putting my clothes on, I looked myself at the mirror. The look was fantastic. Even my dick looked bigger. But pain was unbearable. That's why I'm saying Brazilians have big nut! After couple of days things are still slightly tender in a couple of places especially my balls! Sometimes I get a jolt of surprise every time I run my hand there. Would I do it again? I haven’t gotten to the ingrown hair stage yet, so I will let you know!
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