Anal Sex! If he doesn’t like it, you are not doing it right!

If you don’t know what you are doing, anal sex could suck. You need to be patient & tender. Come on you can do this! Just pay attention.! Read hilarious Anal Sex rules.

* Anal Sex is not a horse race!! Be gentle! Be relaxed! Don’t attack!
* Don’t be stingy !!! Use lub! NOT spit!
* Eating is good! Biting is disgusting! Ass is not a medium-rare steak! Don’t you even try to chew!
* Slapping your stomach against his ass doesn't create an erotic noise. It is as sexy as belching contest.
* Variety is the spice of life. Doggie style is very basic & boring. Even dogs can do it .Try sideways, slantways or crossways
* Don't insult him, if he drops little farts!
* Fingering is a multi step process. No need stick whole thing up front!
* Twiddling butt cheeks? Are you serious? It is very cheesy! Drop it!
* Don’t you dare barking instructions. Go with the flow!
* Remember your partner is not Romanian gymnastic! Stop trying unrealistic poses!
* Anus is a delicate thing. It brings us a lot of joy. Treat it better than the way you treat yours.
* Keep in mind! When you are having anal sex, always shit involves. Don't be surprised!!! LOL
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Anonymous said...

from what video is the picture from.

Patrick said...

you're right about not doing it right if the bottom guy doesn't like it.

Z said...

To anonymous
I have no idea with video.
I snapped this pic from internet

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