Many years ago I kissed a frog, but he didn’t turn into a HOT prince.

Couple months after I moved to NYC, I kissed a frog. Well! My frog didn’t turn into hot prince right away that night. Unlike fairy tale my night with the frog wasn’t that pleasant either. Don’t ask why I kissed him! SHIT HAPPENS! Who knew!!! He had a hairy ass!!!! LOL. Anyway, that is not the point. After my kiss it took seven years to become a HOT prince for him. Of course my gorgeous lips started the process, but he also got big help from his personal trainer, healthy eating & multiple shots of gorilla juice. For some reason while he was re-defining his body, he also evolved into a snob with nasty personality. It must have been side effect of excessive gorilla juice. Now my hairy-ass ex-frog thinks he is an A-list guy in his delusional mind. Frankly having chiseled six abs is not going to get my frog to the top of the A-list if he doesn’t have a charming personality. Plus! he still has a hairy ass. All I’m saying first personality & then look. I’m pretty sure he will face the reality very soon, which is “being a dick won’t get him any where”. OH! Before I finish the story, I have to tell one more thing. My frog farted two times during our sex. Well he had the way too much beans in his diet that time. Maybe he still has. Ooopps Z did it again LOL
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