Time to time everyone has a f*ck-buddy. Good to have! But don't underestimate f*ck buddies, even they have boundaries! Here are 10 boundaries of a f*ck buddy1. No sleeping over! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. Don’t expect me to serve complementary breakfast! This is not a bed & breakfast.
2. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only wild sex allowed like animals.
3. No meeting in public! No dinner or drinks! We are simply fuck buddies! Not love bunnies!
3. No meeting in public! No dinner or drinks! We are simply fuck buddies! Not love bunnies!
4. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is “NO! NO!”, so don't ask. Just keep banging!
5. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
6. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. The dirtier the better!
7. No asking for comparisons with former lovers, boyfriends - it's really none of your damn business.
8. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.9. I don't want any extra clothing or personal stuff leaving in my apartment. You have to get all your crap with you when you leave. (Including your adult toys)
10. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
5 TALK TO Z! COMMENT?:
ah ha ha I only get fucked from behind
just fyi lmfao
I accet #5 too
love this one.. hey Z your my idol.. love your blog babes.. you have some hot friends.. wish some of the straightees i meet out there can be as hot.. i agree.. no lovemaking bullshit with fuckbuddies.. more like.. double fist me hard you bastard.. oh yes.. keep up your bad work.. i love u.. xxxxxx
LOL, nr 10 I agree with totally.Coz I like to fuck doggystyle and the lesser eyecontact is better sometimes.
You only got one rule right: 4. No emotional discussions. That's the only difference. Otherwise, a fb is a buddy you fuck -- which means yes to staying over if the mood strikes, and yes to eating out together if you want. Yes to all the buddy stuff, no to the unfun parts of a relationship -- mainly the emotional blackmail, the possessiveness and jealousy, and endless agonizing over what it all means. Definitely OK to fuck in the missionary position, too. It's not anonymous sex in a back alley, it's a friend you fuck.
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