The same beautiful BIG boys are in a different CIRCUS! Happy Pines Party!

Coming weekend is THE Pines Party. It is an amazing charity event to raise money for the gay section of Fire Island which is called Pines. Everyone loves this BIG costume party and theme is CIRCUS this year.

Well! All hot muscle boys will invade the little gay island next weekend. You know those boys who wear tight Hanes tank tops & oversized American Eagle cargo shorts (or GAP) with Gucci or D&G shades & of course Havaianas flip flops. I HATE THEM!,cuz they are JUST beautiful & perfect! They don’t even sweat in the heat. In fact they also don’t get cold in deep-freezing train. None of them put on a long sleeve unlike skinny twinks. GOD FORBID! Long sleeve could ruin their steroid-fed perfection.

Those flawless boys never had a hair on their chest & legs. Their skin looks so impeccable! NOT a pimple, a whitehead, a zit. GOT anal warts? (Quite possible!). Those hotties have a body that is sooo perfect. (Pumped, waxed, lasered, massaged, tattoo'd & hormoned ) Their teeth are bleached, lightened. Their faces are peeled, pulled, tweezed, facial’d, juvederm’d & maybe slightly botox’d.

These beauties love to stay in ocean-front or bay-front properties, even though they don't have a penny in their checking accounts. They don’t like laying on the beach, they just take a walk to show off their Dsquared bikinis. They don’t talk. They just lift weights all day long.

Next weekend these yummy Hotties will pack up their party costumes, 3G iphones, sun blocks, packages of gums, protein bars, condoms & come to Fire Island.At the party, they will be in their sexy acrobat costumes , meanwhile gay average Joes will be fat women with beard and twinks will be trapeze artists in leopard undies (or they will eat the fire LOL) Big boys will be dancing at their designated corner with each other. When Mary J Blige sings, they will put one hand up & with the other hand they will keep shaking a bottle of Gatorade! When Rihanna sings, they will stick each other & do their train dance! When sun comes up, muscle hotties, average gay Joes and twinks will look the same.( Tired & Ugly! )But everyone will go home with good memories till next party! HAPPY PINES PARTY.

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