Hey Mr Fat-zilla! I see you everyday at the gym. I have a real problem with you. First, please stop walking around nude in the locker room. Normally I have no problem with male nudity at the gym, but your nudity is horrifying. Do you mind covering your wee-wee?!!Second, you are very aggressive in the steam room. Yesterday I got in there. You were already full frontal (as usual) sitting on the one of the benches. & exposed your weiner to the world with no shame. I turned my head to the other side and pretended not to see you. Immediately you said “Hi” to me which was fine. As courtesy I said “Hi” too. You were staring at me with your hungry & horny eyes. At the same time you were moving one of your chubby hands down to your southern region. You tired to find your weenie. Well! Between your 6 layers of stomach fat & very long pubes finding your itty-bitty pee-pee took so so long. Do you mind if I ask you a question? I wonder why your pubes are too long and have Farah Fawcett hair cut. NEVER MIND! I don’t think I want to hear your respond!!!! As soon as you reached your wee-wee, you started rubbing it up & down. With your other hand you were squeezing one of your nipples. The worst part is that your eyes tried to be sexy on me. I got FURIOUS!! I must express both my disgust and anger. I turned my head aggressively to the other side. You realized my rejection & said “ Heeyy! I have a wife. You knooww!” Eeeww! Congrats! That’s great for you! It is too sad for your wife! Does she know you are gay?!! I’ll be happy to inform her. Anyway! I digress. After rubbing & squeezing incident, I stormed out from steam room (or we can call it your play room) I was having hot flashes from anger. I took a quick icy-cold shower. After ass-freezing shower, I got a corner spot by the mirror where sinks were. I needed to shave & get ready. You magically
appeared next to me, as if I had not seen enough of your flabby body. Surprise! Surprise! You had no cover up around your bushy mangina. The most terrible thing happened. You set your balls & started trimming them. Man! I told you, your pubic hair were too long, but I didn’t tell you, you should shave them in the sink at the gym. After you gave your pubes a short lesbian haircut. You plopped your foot in the sink and started scrubbing your knobby old man toes. I wanted to cry from anger, but I couldn’t, because I cannot cry & barf at the same time. GROSS GROSS! Hey Fatto! Get a manner but first loose weight for your own healthy-sake!Click here to read ---To my hairdresser " Please have a happy period next month"
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LMFAO
omfg that was the funniest most disgusting story EVER
awwww baby, you should have turned him in lol.
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