To my hairdresser "Please have a happy period next month!!!"

Carmelita! --Are you f*cking out of mind??! Please have a happy period next month, because you just ruined my hair! How did you do this to me? You have been my hairdresser for years. You simply fucked my hair up! OK! I understand you are PMSing , but you don’t need to mix your bloody problem into your business. I get it, you have cramps & I also get it, your period makes you lunatic! Control yourself GIRL! To be honest, when you are PMSing, you are weepy and bitchy. You have ups & downs. It makes you very chatty! Because I’m gay, it does NOT mean we are sisters. I do not have to listen to your leaking tampon stories. It is just simply gross. Carmelita!!! Don’t you ever eat french fries with chocolate cup cake in front of me again! You know I have been on a cucumber diet! PIGGY!-- You just tried to sabotage my diet. I just want to tell you something! You look very bloated to me, so stop eating as if it was your last meal. Honestly! I’m still not sure it is the result of period or you have been always horny. I suggest a intimate night with your handsome vibrator because it is not nice to fuck boys while you are wearing mini diaper. I would to like know your cycle, so next month I won’t even get within 20 feet to your shop. And do me & everyone a favor, and pop a valium next time, because you are f*cking unbearable when you are on period.