Dear ugly Dog
You are my neighbor’s dog. You are a very ugly and tinny creature. By all means you are gross.I simply hate you. Don’t get me wrong! I’m an animal lover. You are the ONLY dog I hate. You are just disgusting. When ever we take the same elevator you bark at me. You are little but you can bark like a big dog. I feel like some day you will attack me and damage my precious face. Remember! A month ago I had had a great day at work. I got our building and you were at the lobby with your cutie owner (what a stud! YUM!) In the freaking elevator you started barking at me again! We couldn’t get you shut up! You! Gross thing were off the hook! I got so stressed out. I went home and opened up a bottle of pinot grigio. I got myself drunk! My partner got mad at me because I had so much to drink. It was your fucking fault! I wasn't going to drink at all that nite. Why are you barking at me so much? Do you hate me or do you have feelings for me? What is wrong with you WHORE?! You are behind disgusting! Couple weeks ago I was taking a pleasant walk by the river. You were at doggie area. Your cutie owner (yummy!!!) was flirting with the other dog owner and was not looking at you. You let that big hung German Shepherd fuck you. Yeah! He inserted his big penis in you! You didn’t even scream. You took it all the way in! Yes! You were penetrated terribly! I thought it was your end. I said myself “ That little shit was not going to make it this time. That hung will tear him apart. Thank u! hunky German!” Right after that you, I & your delish owner took the same elevator again (with my luck!!) OH BOY! You were like nothing happened. You barked at me like a bag lady and tried to attack me. As if it wasn’t bad enough you sat down, spread your legs out, bended over & started licking your freshly fucked ass with your itty-bitty tongue. GROSS! Buddy! I just want let you know. Your ass stinks. I mean REALLY stinks. Like the combination of shit and poppers. Why do you smell so horrible?
Do you secretly sniff your owner’s poppers? But two days ago a miracle happened. You didn’t bark at me in the elevator. I asked your hottie owner (BTW I would do your owner in the elevator anytime) “Is she sick?” He said flirtatiously “Yes” (BTW I think your owner has feelings for me too. JEALOUS?!!) I was so happy. I want you to be sick all the time. In fact if you leave me alone and get out of my life, I would be so happy. Do me a favor & die! I hope you are not taking all those personally. We just didn’t click! (or you take it personally but I don’t give a shit!)
Your neighbor Z (Z is the bitch)
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You are my neighbor’s dog. You are a very ugly and tinny creature. By all means you are gross.I simply hate you. Don’t get me wrong! I’m an animal lover. You are the ONLY dog I hate. You are just disgusting. When ever we take the same elevator you bark at me. You are little but you can bark like a big dog. I feel like some day you will attack me and damage my precious face. Remember! A month ago I had had a great day at work. I got our building and you were at the lobby with your cutie owner (what a stud! YUM!) In the freaking elevator you started barking at me again! We couldn’t get you shut up! You! Gross thing were off the hook! I got so stressed out. I went home and opened up a bottle of pinot grigio. I got myself drunk! My partner got mad at me because I had so much to drink. It was your fucking fault! I wasn't going to drink at all that nite. Why are you barking at me so much? Do you hate me or do you have feelings for me? What is wrong with you WHORE?! You are behind disgusting! Couple weeks ago I was taking a pleasant walk by the river. You were at doggie area. Your cutie owner (yummy!!!) was flirting with the other dog owner and was not looking at you. You let that big hung German Shepherd fuck you. Yeah! He inserted his big penis in you! You didn’t even scream. You took it all the way in! Yes! You were penetrated terribly! I thought it was your end. I said myself “ That little shit was not going to make it this time. That hung will tear him apart. Thank u! hunky German!” Right after that you, I & your delish owner took the same elevator again (with my luck!!) OH BOY! You were like nothing happened. You barked at me like a bag lady and tried to attack me. As if it wasn’t bad enough you sat down, spread your legs out, bended over & started licking your freshly fucked ass with your itty-bitty tongue. GROSS! Buddy! I just want let you know. Your ass stinks. I mean REALLY stinks. Like the combination of shit and poppers. Why do you smell so horrible?
Do you secretly sniff your owner’s poppers? But two days ago a miracle happened. You didn’t bark at me in the elevator. I asked your hottie owner (BTW I would do your owner in the elevator anytime) “Is she sick?” He said flirtatiously “Yes” (BTW I think your owner has feelings for me too. JEALOUS?!!) I was so happy. I want you to be sick all the time. In fact if you leave me alone and get out of my life, I would be so happy. Do me a favor & die! I hope you are not taking all those personally. We just didn’t click! (or you take it personally but I don’t give a shit!)Your neighbor Z (Z is the bitch)
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So funny! I burst out laughing
You are very funny person. Wish I could meet you in person.:):)
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